This is devoted to people who can't read and don't understand the meaning of the word "humor". I have specified that this is a humor site, and if that is offensive, to leave. Below is dedicated to the people who don't comprehend English because they are morons and can only make themselves look stupid. As I have said, I AM A FAN. I make fun of them because I think they are so cute, even when they look like dorks. If I wasn't a fan, I wouldn't have bothered to make this site. So here are some emails from freakin' idiots with the mentality of five year olds:
From:"Mark Lander"
Date: Tue, 1 Feb, 2000 21:16:30 -0600
Subject:Fuck you
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM. THE BACKSTREET BOYS KICK ASS! AND IF YOU EVER PUT ANYMORE SCREWED UP PICTURES OF MY HUSBAND NICK ON HERE, I WILL BE SO PO'D. AND WHATS WITH MANGO EVERYWHERE! DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THEN MAKE FUN OF THE GREATEST BAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. MAYBE LIKE GIVING THEM RESPECT AND NOT MAKING FUN OF THEM. SO KEEP THE BACKSTREET PRIDE ALIVE YOU BITCH!
Okay, so are you like, a freaking moron? Yes, the BSB kick butt, that's why I made this site. I am so scared that you are Po'd. Some third-grade reading level dellusional teeny bopper is threatening me. Oooh!!! Do you actually think you are going to marry Nick? Oh, excuse me, that you are married to Nick? Don't you have anything better to do than to pretend your married to Nick Carter? Like maybe you should get therapy, and work on your reading skills.
From:"Mystery Lady"
Date: Thu, 24 Feb, 2000 17:04:06
Subject:
You say you are a bsb fan.Uh-huh,right.Well,You like kevin and that's
cool but after reading your website I don't think such a sweetie pie would want to go out with you cuz he loves those guys and wouldn't be
too happy to see what you wrote.I'm not trying to be mean but would you be drawn to someone who tottally disses your best buds?He loves them like bros.I think I know you enough to say you'd beat someone up bad if they said your fam was losers,stupid,and look like trolls.So if I loved kev I'd try to show him I'm his best bet.But too late now!He's engaged to someone who does love him...and his best freinds.
One thing: punctuation and spelling. Hooked on phonics does work you illiterate fool. Hey, I guess just cuz I'm not a dellusionoid who thinks that Kevin actually cares what I think,I must be so unworthy. Why don't you just blow me? I mean, really, Kevin is going to surf to my page, which would be all about how great they all are, and fall madly in love with me. Guess what? News flash: Improbable!! Say all you want about my family, I would probably not care if you insulted my family. People are entitled to their own opinions and I would just not listen if I didn't agree. Kevin is never going to meet me and I would never marry him because although I see him as a sweet cutie, I don't see him as my potential husband. Hey and guess what? I can say whatever I want to say you stupid gutter rat. If you're "cool" enough to leave such a message, why don't you leave your real email address? Are you scared you psychotic wimp? You're probably some seven year old baby brat and got your mommy to write it for you. Hey, and learn how to spell "friend" you freakin' idiot.
From: Alys Carter
Subject: GuestBook Signature
Date: Sat, 9 Sep 2000 16:36:04 -0700
O.k, whatever your name is (I don't really care!!) I think that your websie is REALLY bad,oh yeah, and REALLY mean!!! I don't like the fact that YOU are making fun of the Backstreet Boys, especially my adorable, future husband, Nick Carter.And you say that you are a big fan of them, well I've got news for you....If you were a big fan then you wouldn't be talking bad about them!!! So basically I don't believe that you are.I don't mind that you are making fun of Howie, but he is part of the backstreet Boys so therefore he should be treated with respect!!!And what is with you and the GAY thing??? they're NOT GAY!!!(especially Nick Carter!!!!!!!!!!!!) Oh yeah and what I thought about your website? Well, what do you think? DUH! I HATE IT!!!!!
P.S. SO,what do you think of what I said? Hope ya like it!!
P.S.S.You're voice sounds really STUPID!!!
Nick Carter's one
and ONLY,
Alys Cordova (Carter)
I'm sorry you think my website is bad. Although I seriously doubt that you could design anything worth crap, it's your opinion. I think I put..let me see...oh..about three or four disclaimers on my site telling you that I was going to be mean. Since you obviously can't handle it little girl, you should have gone to another site. I don't care whether you believe I am a fan or not. Your'e also a hypocrite (Is this too big of a word for you to understand?) by saying it's okay to be mean to Howie, but not to Nick because he's your, I think you said, future husband?? Well, DUH!! Of course he is if you say so. Heck yeah, I'm a total bitch on my page, but at least I'm not living in a dream world. Out of all the girls in the world, why would Nick Carter pick you? so do Nick and the rest of the world a favor and in the words of wonderboy Fred Dirst...just "shut the fuck up" P.S. You don't like the way I sound? Ohhh...Boo hoo...I'm crying...Waaaahhh. Oh wait, it's your job to whine, your so obviously good at it!
Okay, so I know it's really scary that I'll put you on here and make fun of you, but it's just as scary as sending me these emails proclaiming you IQ of eight. This is my site, with my opinions, and you can make your own site talking about how you "married Nick Carter" and such. Just don't visit my site. I really don't give a damn.
