Weather

This is where I will talk about the weather. In England we have a condition where the weather is not as it appears. For example most countries have rain, but in england we have Fake Rain. fake rain appears to be rain but it is not wet, it is merely a sensation of dampness.

The sun in England shines as it does all around the world, it provides us with light but England is not heated by the sun. you may be wondering why England is not covered in ice...well england is actually heated by London, the further north you go from London the cooler it gets.

The only weather that is not Fake in England is cloud. England is often covered in a thick blanket of clouds which are infused with chemicals. These chemicals come from our factories and often get blown across the sea to Norway or Sweden. We also have thick fog which can be classed as fake cloud because it is close to the ground.

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