Things to do...........
Alpha to Omega - Listen to the speech, find words beginning with a, then b etc. You may get stuck on Q unless the speech is about homosexuality.
Marble roll - sit at the back and roll marbles under the seats. award ten points for every marble that reaches the front unnoticed. an extra ten points if you make the speaker fall over.
Footsie with a twist - Play footsie with the person in front of you. When they turn round, point at the person next to you and shake your head disgusted.
Baptism by force (christians only) - hide a water pistol up your sleeve. See how many times you can baptise someone without them realising its you.
How observant are you? - Look around you for exactly ten seconds. Now close your eyes and answer these questions:
A. How many people are sitting in your row?
B. What row are you sitting in?
C. What is the speaker wearing?
D. What colour are the walls?
E. What is the title of this webpage?
F. How can you read these questions with your eyes closed?
Pinch - Pinch yourself to stay awake
Pinch the revenge - Pinch your neighbour
Breath control - see how long you can hold your breath
Yawn - see if the yawn really is contagious
Potty Break - Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the toilet.
Slap - Slap your neighbour, see if he or she turns the other cheek.
Amazing Gaze - Stare deep into the speaker's eyes, see if you can make him sweat.
Quick and easy:
crack your knuckles
pretend to be four years old
Try to indicate to the speaker that his flies are undone.
think about your chin(s) for a minute
keep shaking your head as if to disagree with everything the speaker says.
practice smiling insincerely
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