Right, forget all this stuff about atoms, electrons and quarks. Everybody should know that the smallest atomic unit is the paper clip. You always find them when you aren't looking for them but they vanish when you desperately need them. Paper clips make up tiny little monkeys, which are the second smallest unit of the universe. These little monkeys are the building blocks of life. The other thing paper clips make up are drawing pins. Together with the little monkeys, they make up DNA, Dinosaur Nicotine Ardvarks.
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