Do The Bart Man!
The name is Simpson Bartholomew J
don't ya just wanna kiss me today?
I know how much you love to
stare at this cute yellow ass!
so just thought that I'd letcha
in here without a pass for a little
extra treat that'll knock you off your feet
in case you hadn't seen this beautiful
rounded mellon colored thing on your last
viewed episode!
Go ahead press your face to the screen! don't be scared to kiss it! it won't bite you, although I cant make any promises.... *evil devilish grin*
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um hello I'm waiting.....you havent kissed it yet..
*waits patiently*
alright you got exactly 5 secounds
till I'm gonna have to forse myself to
become mildly crossed with you
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ready?
ok good!
its about damn time!!
lean forward and lick the screen!!!
thanx again come back soon!
my god look at that thing, I just cant get enough of myself!
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