WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else
who has freckles to."--Andrew, age 6
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to
do with your smell...That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
--Mae,age 9
"I think your suppose to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest isn't
suppose to be as painful."--Maunel, age 8
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."--John, age 9
"If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want to do it
It takes too long."--Glen age, 7
ON THE ROLE OF BEAUTY AND HANDSOMENESS IN LOVE
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isnt already
in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."--Anita C, age 8
"Beauty is skin deep, But how rich you are can last a long time."--Christine, age 9
REFLECTIONS ON THE NATURE OF LOVE
"Love is the most important thing in the world,
but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8
HOW DO PEOPLE ACT WHEN IN LOVE
"Mooshy...like puppy dogs...except puppy dogs don't
wag thier tails nearly as much." -- Arnold, Age 10
All of a sudden, the people get movie fever so they
can sit together in the dark." -- Sherm, Age 8
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen
when 'Dinosaur's' is on television." -- Jill, Age 6
"Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." --Floyd, Age 9
"Love will find you, even if your trying to hide from it. I been
trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."
--Dave, Age 8
"I'm not rushing into love...I'm finding 4th grade hard enough." -- Regina, Age 10
THE PERSONAL QUALITITES YOU NEED TO BE
A GOOD LOVER
"Sensitivity don't hurt." -- Robbie , Age 8
"One of you should know how to write a check, because even if you
have tons of love, there are still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, Age 8
"Don't do things like have, smelly green sneakers. You might get
attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." -- Alonzo, Age 9
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL
IN LOVE WITH YOU
"Tell them you own a whole bunch of candy stores." -- Del, Age 6
"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs, and don't
worry if thier parent's are right there." -- Manuel, Age 8
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. make sure it's something she likes to eat
French Fries usually works for me." -- Bart, Age 9
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TOW ADULTS AT A RESTERAUNT
ARE IN LOVE?
"Lover's will just be staring at each other and thier food will
get cold .. normal people care more about thier food." -- Bart, Age 9
"See if the man has lipstick on his face." -- Sandra, Age 7
It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
They like to oder those because it's just like how thier hearts are..on fire."
-- Christine, Age 9
TITLES OF THE LOVE BALLADS YOU CAN SING
TO YOUR BELOVED
"How Do I Love Thee When Your Always Picking Your Nose?" -- Arnold, Age 10
"You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister." -- Larry, Age 8
"I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!" -- Eddie, Age 8
"I'm In Love With You Most Of The Time, But Don't Bother Me
When I'm With My Friends." -- Bob ,Age 9
"Hey Baby, I Don't Like Girls, But I'm willing To Forget Your One." -- Will, Age 7
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY
"I LOVE YOU"
"Yeah I really do love him, But I hope he showers at least once a day."
-- Michelle, Age 9
Some lover's might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally
got it out and said and now they can go eat." -- Dick, Age 7
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
"Spend most of your time loving instead of working." -- Rachel, Age 7
"Don't forget your wife's name... that'll mess up the love
be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take
out the trash." -- Randy , Age 8
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Eighty-Four! Because at that age, you don't have to go to work, and you
spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." -- Judy, Age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" -- Tom, Age 5
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for the second date." -- mike, Age 10