Welcome to the Hall of Shame
The Hall of Shame is a place to humiliate those who willfully try to
disrupt society with their shameful behavior. They reek, they are evil, and
what they do is...shameful. New additions will be made to the top of the list,
to facilitate reading.
Here be the Misanthropes
- MEFA
- The Massachusetts Education Financing Authority is a horrifically unprofessional
organization run by a bunch of meatballs. MEFA deserves its place here because it
falsely advertised a position, all but told a young man that he had that position, and
then pulled the rug out from under him just as surely as it pulled the wool over his
eyes.
- JDA
- A.K.A. "little joey," "the lizard," or "Willy Wonka," this sniveling administrator
has successfully flushed a certain MA high school right down the toilet. He is
an evil, evil, lizard-like being who finds pleasure in treating his faculty like
children and his students like barnyard animals.
- Y. Simon
- Substitute "teacher." Reeks to high heaven. Makes students do work.
- Paul
- The Black Angel of Death. Lives at the Village Common Food Court, harassing its
customers and employees. Speaks in unintelligible babble. Talks to self. Laughs
at own jokes. Gets into arguments with self. Do not make eye contact. If his eyes
meet yours, it's all over. Even the #1 Team cannot defeat him.
- Handlebar
- Otherwise known as HandleB or H-Bar, this extraordinarily gruff man lives
in a constant state of rage. His gruffness is ubiquitous and omnipotent, pervading
everything, everywhere. Grey since 17. Rumored to have come from Allston.
- MaWa
- Most soporific teacher on planet. Living lullaby. Cure for insomnia. Need I say more?
- Mushroom Head
- Insane Physical Education "teacher." Is convinced that Gym is a real class. Has annoying voice. Thinks that people care about their Gym grades.
- Chris DeFaziYO
- Purple pants-wearing rapper. Has an insane Web page. Wanted to be here. Don't ask.
- Jake and the Fat Man
- Big. Very big. Makes DD45 slave for him. So enormous he needs two names. Pain in the ass.
- Dave
- Ruins everything. Devious little bastard. Wrecks plans, creates mayhem. Identity unknown.
- A.C.
- Lacks sanity. Lacks wits. Annoying. Usually is accompanied by a symbiote. Tends to ruin things as well.
- That stupid cop who nearly sheared off the front of my car when he turned.
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- Super Nectars
- Drinks from Hell. "Protein Smoothie" is like a kick in the face. Major mistake on the part of
Tom & Tom. All varieties are potent enough to kill anything less than an African elephant.
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