Welcome to the Hall of Greatness

Bill

Custodian of Lord Dormitory, Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH. Great guy. Was an excellent janitor and a helpful and friendly man. Too bad he can't come to Wheeler next year.

Elisa Morris

Teacher of IMP. Master practical joker, trickster, and pranker. Always gets the last laugh. Often teams up with John Radosta. A fellow X-Phile. Has vast knowledge of 80's lore. Tends to have problems with cameras. Tends to waste other people's film. Always has a gleam of mischief in her eye. Rumored to be up to something...

George M. Rogers

The most magnanimous man that ever lived. Teacher of History. Well-skilled in martial arts, weapons, and Special Forces training. Some say he's a demi-god.

Ronald Reed

Omniscence is an understatement for this Renaissance man. Equally at home translating Dante or building rocket engines, he is the essence of teaching itself. Students humble themselves before him and bask in his genius. Friend of GMR.

Mustafa Kemal

Ataturk. Hero and founder of Republic of Turkey. Singlehandedly turned the tide against the British during the Gallipoli campaign of World War I. Unmatched courage, leadership, and fortitude. Walked calmly along the trenches, rallying his men, despite getting his watch shot off. Led the charge with sword drawn into the enemy trenches and machine guns. Forced British off Gallipoli peninsula and saved his country.

Babs Seegraber

Truly a Renaissance woman. Perfect grammarian. Loves to go on tangents. A very cool lady.

George Lucas

Brilliant. Creator of the three finest movies ever made, the STAR WARS Trilogy. Fantastic storyteller and imaginative mind. Eponym of Lucasfilm.

Tara Donner

Member of Board of Directors. Skilled at Numa Pompilius, but can never beat the Gipper. Once was stricken due to blasphemy against the Ataturk, but was forgiven. Instrumental in developing the Rules.

The Gipper

Never loses. Always wins. Frustrating to play against in Numa Pompilius.

Sarah Rotman

Thinks that MRhe is "the man". Is correct in this assumption. Gets bad grades in French due to lack of work/effort/motivation/respect for Madame. Drama Queen.

Arvid Ohlen

Fanatical Calculus teacher. Literally shakes with excitement. Bounces around the classroom, trying to keep students awake. Living saint. Takes in the impoverished/ mentally challenged/hungry/sick/destitute/drug-ridden, and befriends them all. Helps Mrs. Ohlen with day-care. Tends to mix kids/calculus/problematic friends in crazy stories without details. Mathematical genius.

Bernard Cornwell

British. Writer of the great Sharpe series. Knowledge of Napoleonic lore is unmatched. Describes well similarity of musketry to burning grass.

Mr. A.

Teacher of Physics. Has unlimited number of demonstrations with all of his physics apparatus (toys). Has a destinct cackle. Can do physics magic. Sole member of MHSMC. Loves to travel. Likes X-Files.

John Radosta

Teacher of English. Likes to leave grunt work to his student teacher and wander around, sometimes invading Seminar classes. Has difficulty with M&M's. Never writes sarcastic e-mails to his onetime humble students.

Noreen A.

Buddy of MRhe. Wants MRhe's deal.

Numa Pompilius

Second King of Rome. Great statesman and ruler. Key in development of Roman culture. Eponym of Numa Pompilius, possibly the greatest game ever created.

Team #1

Covers the Sunday morning shift at the Village Common Food Court. Runs the place. Authority is unmatched. Must deal with all manner of customers-the ugly, the beautiful, the annoying, the nice, the obnoxious, and the winos. Rumored to have tested combat skills in the store. Always (almost) in uniform. Sometimes mistaken for Tom & Tom. Respect the donuts and do their bidding. Can handle anything short of Paul. Bring the ruckuss!

Tom & Tom

Founders of the greatest fruit drinks on the planet, Nantucket Nectars. These extraordinary beverages have brought joy and refreshment to many a poor soul slaving for Jack McD. Great Nantucket Nectars promotional items (i.e. shirts, hats). Made only one mistake: Super Nectars.

MHS Dramatics Society

Organization of great skill and pride. Unmatched thespian talent. Professional productions. Great camaraderie. World's most renowned acting troupe.

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