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Names I Will Never Call My Child

Here is a list of names which I will never name my child, put here exclusively for your entertainment.

if your name or the name of someone you know appears on this list, please keep in mind that 1.)this is only my opinion ,so don't go out and get your name legally changed or anything, 2.)my opinion of the name in no way reflects my opinion of the actual person, and 3.)just because i wouldnt want my own child to have these names it doesnt mean that i wouldn't want others to have them. that said, here's my list:

Names I Will Never Call My Child

Guy-names:.......................................Girl-names:

1.Guy.................................................1.Gertrude

2.Melvin..................................................2.Helga

3.Boris..................................................3.Gladys

4.Dick...................................................4.Mildred

5.Tiger....................................................5.Oprah

6.Amos...................................................6.Gaye

7.Biff..................................................7.Madonna

8.Billybobjoe........................................8.Maryloo

9.Floyd.......................................................9.Fifi

10.Gaylord.......................................10.Penelope

11.Ulic.................................................11.Eunice

So that's my list. Hope it was enjoyable and, in some way, made your life just a little bit happier. Now you can go back to my main page for even more fun and excitement:

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