Everyone always emails me to ask where to get the candy hearts I have on the Anti-VDay page, and the truth is, I've never seen them. The gifs I have on the page are just that, gifs.

I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner, but I visited the Necco website, makers of the Sweetheart conversation hearts. They DO custom make conversation hearts, but they make 3500 in a batch. They also don't list the prices of custom making the candies (they also do weddings), but I imagine it's just like visiting a fancy restaurant that doesn't post prices on the menu; if you have to ask, you're better off not ordering.

If you have any other questions, here's the link. You can email them and ask for more information. I wish I could provide more myself, but I've done this search every year in stores, to no avail.

Thank you to all of you who have visited my site! I'm glad people still take an interest in what really matters -- bitterness, sarcasm, spite, anger, hatefulness, frustration, and forthright vengefulness.