I know a young guy named Artie,
Who once really knew how to party,
Since he turned twenty-eight,
He cannot stay up late,
I believe he's become an old farty.

There is just one thing you might know, A thing that sets Artie aglow, He can handle the booze, And he won't ever snooze, Whenever he goes to a strip show.

Mom

Roland

Mary

Dodo

Sonny Luke