NATIONAL FLOWER : Bunga Raya (Hibiscus)
NATIONAL CAR : Proton
2nd NATIONAL CAR : Perodua Kanchil (Kanchil=Mousedeer)
3rd NATIONAL CAR : Perodua Rusa (Rusa=Deer)
FUTURE NATIONAL CAR : Perodua Tikus (Tikus=Mouse)
It's supposed to be half the size of Kanchil,
one-third the size of the Rusa but somehow
Malaysian drivers will still be able to
squeeze in 6 or 7 passenger, excluding the
driver
NATIONAL BEHAVIOR AT CAR SHOWROOMS :
1st, walk towards the car U are interested in. Then, walk around
the car in circles, tapping & knocking every part with your knuckles,
Then, sat something like "Body not very solid...." After that,
approach the front left tyre, give it a few hard kicks to "test"
the tyre.
Next, walk to the rear right side & press the body of the car down a
few times, while exclaiming, "Wah, absorbar not bad" Now,U are ready
for a "test drive".
Get into the car & give the steering wheel a few turns. Flash the
lights, sound the horn, recline the seats, open up every compartment
etc......
Do all these tests while U're pretending to read the brochure.
Finished ? Final test : Get out of the car & slam the door a few
times to check for "solid sound".
If satisfied, approach the salesman & ask " How much loan can take?"
NATIONAL RICE COOKER : National Rice Cooker.
99% of Malaysian household use a National
Rice cooker, the other 1% don't eat rice.
NATIONAL DOG NAME : Lucky or Poppy.
All self respecting mongrel in Malaysia who
has an owner will definitely be called Poppy
or Lucky.
NATIONAL BREAKFAST : Nasi Lemak.
(On the way to work) Who will cook & eat nasi lemak at home for
breakfast ?
NATIONAL BREAKFAST : Maggi Mee (Instant Mee)
(at home) Also the NATIONAL LUNCH & DINNER if U're
an outstation student, bachelor, neglected
husband, lazy fella, etc
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR : Maggi Mee
HAIR LOSS
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR : Traffic jam
BEING LATE
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR : Pineapple
INDUCING PMS
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC : Stout
DRINK Many swear by it.
But after a few pints, they start swearing
at everything.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS: Food poisoning
FOR GETTING MC (MEN)
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS: Menstrual pain
FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN)
NATIONAL CURE FOR : Panadol
HEADACHES "Cure all" for Malaysian.
If it fails, we have another secret weapon,
Tiger balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR : Minyak Angin Cap Kapak
DIZZINESS
NATIONAL CAUSE FOR : Happy Hours
DIZZINESS (FOR
YUPPIES)
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE: The sight of a Police road block
FOR DIZZINESS
(FOR YUPPIES)
NATIONAL CURE OF : Pil "ChiKit" Teck Aun
DIARRHEA The miracle cure ! It works !
10 min & U're "dried" up.
Always pack some of this stuff when U're
travelling.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF : Pil "ChiKit" Teck Aun
CONSTIPATION The pills are so tiny that it's easy to swallow
an extra mouthful & overdose on it.
No one can help U.
NATIONAL CURE FOR : Eno, Leng Chee Kang, Chinese Herbal Tea,
"HEATINESS" Barley drink, Chin Chau....
NATIONAL WATCH FOR : Rolex
TYCOONS Usually the model with the gold bracelet &
Diamond studded bezel.
NATIONAL WATCH FORM : Tag Hauer
YUPPIES Every Yuppies must have something to "show
off".
Usually further down the wrist, in the palm
is a tiny Motorola StarTac cellular phone.
The irony part is Motorola spend much time &
effort inventing a phone that can sit
comfortably inside the shirt pocket.
NATIONAL FORMULA : Mini Bus Drivers
ON DRIVERS
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere
As long as it is not your own house.
NATIONAL SNACK WHEN : Smelly cuttlefish (During the trailers)
WATCHING A MOVIE Kua Chee (During the movie)
NATIONAL PLACES FOR : Lake Garden, cinemas & reservoirs
SMOOCHING
NATIONAL PLACES FOR : Lake Garden, cinemas & reservoirs
PEEPING TOMS
NATIONAL MOST : Carrefour
MISPRONOUNCED NAME Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4
NATIONAL ROAD : Jalan Tun Razak, Kuala Lumpur
On a short stretch, there're the National
Theatre, National Heart Institute & National
Library.
I get these stuff from a forwarded e-mail. I think they are quite
good in describing most of us.(So, there are still minority, ok?)
Therefore, Share with U all here.
yeohpl@pc.jaring.my
Georgetown, Penang
Malaysia
