Picking out the scenery...
(The boys and the photographer are sitting in a park)
Photographer: Alright guys, where do you want to shoot this scene?
Howie: I think we should shoot it with a bunch of scantily clad women
and
stuff like that, you know, on a bed or stuff like that..
Nick: But I'm afriad to hang my feet off the bed cuz little green men
will
bite my toes.
Kevin: ..Not when they..get a whiff..of YOUR feet...
Photographer: GUYS, how does that have anything to do with MILK? Okay,
are
there any other ideas?
Brian: I think that it should be photographed in a church.
AJ: Hell no.
Kevin: What...do you think...Nick?...You...relate best..to
little...girls..anyways...
Howie: That's why I like him.
Kevin:...Figures..
Howie: Do you want to take this outside?
AJ: Yo Howie D, we are outside.
Howie: (thinks for a minute) Fine. Let's take this inside.
Kevin: ...ha ha..ha...dumb...ass
(Nick is running around picking flowers and waving at parked cars)
Photographer: That's it, we're going somewhere without any sign of
life,
*mutters* like an abandoned street or something...
Picking out the wardrobe..
Photographer: Guys, in this commercial your'e all going to wear leather
jackets.
AJ: Kick Ass!
Brian: (looks horrified) That would be against my religion.
Nick: Well if he's (Points to Brian) not wearing one, I'm not either.
Brian: Why do you always gotta be like me?
Nick: *whines* Because your'e the only one who likes me..
AJ: I'll only wear them with, like, underware on our heads..
Nick: I want to wear your underwear too AJ.
Howie: (slaps Nick) Stop flirting with other guys.
Kevin: I don't...have any clean underware..I had..to pop
on...yesterdays...already...
Photographer: That's disgusting. AJ, you can wear underware if YOU
want to,
and you can too Nick. (He takes two aspirins)
AJ: And a dog collar, and tight leather pants, and handcuffs and...
Brian: Well if he gets all that then I get to have a priest's robe and
a
bible.
Kevin:...And I want...(He doesn't get a chance to finish)
Photographer: NO. If we can't get this right, we'll get somebody else.
Nick: Yeah, but the won't be as cute as me. I mean good looks comes in
handy...*giggles*
Photographer: *glares at Nick* Like N Sync..
AJ: Hey fu, can I wear sunglasses? This visines not working on my
blood shot
eyes.
Brian: You nerd. You got stoned the day of an important PHOTO SHOOT?
Nick: Who's throwing stones? (Nick is ignored)
Taking the pictures..
Boys: (singing) Backstreets Back alright.
Photographer: NO, this is a PICTURE, you can't hear anything on a
picture.
Boys: OOOOOHHHHHHH
Photographer: Alright, Brian, look like your'e taking a drink of milk,
the
rest of you guys hold the glass in front of you.
Nick: How come I don't get to drink any?
Howie: Nick, honey, you can drink mine.
Photographer: NO, just hold it, you can drink it after the shoot!
Kevin: ...How come we always..get the pissy..photographers...
Brian: Hey, my milks gone.
Kevin:..Dumb ass...you weren't supposed...to drink it...
Brian: He told me too.
Photographer: *stares at his shaking hand and takes a deep breath*
Here's some
more milk Brian. Now, PRETEND your'e drinking the milk, don't actually
drink
it.
Brian: (pretends to drink but spills all over himself)
Howie: This could be the start of a beautiful thing, standing next to
Brian.
*singing* I've got one hand in my pocket and the other is..oh never
mind.
(In the midst of this, the photographer manages to take one picture.
It is
the one used in the commercial. The photographer is recently
recovering from
mental breakdown.)
And so here's the finished product..
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