Which Means Your Simpsons Sign is Smithers.
Yes, you and Smithers happen to have much in common. The two of you are extremely reliable. I bet that you have a successful job as a secretary or the bitch to an aging millionaire. Either way you are trusted among many. I mean how many people would trust you to peel the skin off a spanish peanut? How many people will trust you to keep peddling even when you are dying from a bee sting? That is because you are so damn reliable.
Do you have the world's largest collection of Malibu Stacy dolls? That is because you are so darn materialistic. You don't hang out with a millionaire everyday of your life because you think they are fun to be around. You like to have material wealth and have access to everything. You want to have the breifcase and the spikey CEO like hair-cut.
I bet you love to love. Would you do anything for the one you love? Would you moist his/her eye balls for your sweetheart? This is because you enjoy pleasure and anything sensual. I bet you have that dream when they fly through the window every night don't you? DON'T YOU?! You probably tried to get the person that would make a mess of things when you go on vacation so your reputation stays the same. This is because your rep is very dear to you
Be proud you are a Smithers/Taurus. Your reliability and your loyalty with get you far in life that is if you can grovel properly.
