Which Means Your Simpsons Sign is Bart
Ay Caramba! You and Bart are one in the same! This probably means you are thriving with passion. When you are inspired, your passion will give you an intense drive to do the job well done. I bet sparked by some hatred of the neighboring town, you have gotten some friends together and invaded. I bet you have declared war on a school bully and made Patton and Eisenhower writh with envy. Even in love you are passionate. You have probably accepted some Hertz Donuts and Wet Willies from the one you love and would give them back! You do everything to the extreme. You probably have attempted to jump a gorge on a skateboard or made up a fake lover for your teacher. You do occassionally cross the line like manipulating the whole town into believing a boy named Timmy O'Toole has fallen down the well.
Scorpio/Bart is the sign of the paradox. You are mature but then you are immature, such as you being the oldest but having to be taken care of by your younger sister. You dependent yet you are independent. You insist that you can live by yourself but when your dad asks you why don't you make business dealings and you mumble, "I'll do it tomorrow". You are fickle in that respect. You have to be motivated or else you will just be sitting on the couch watching cartoons, preferbly the violent ones.
I bet you can be offensive at sometimes and really don't mean to. All your best friend has to say to get you out of the house is "So-So is swearing" or "So in so is smoking!". You probably have been called this century's Dennis the Menace. Your temper has gotten in your way hasn't it? Your popular saying when you are angry has been, "Oh you are so dead."
Be proud that you are a Scorpio/Bart. Your passion will bring you much money and happiness. However, make sure you get motivated otherwise you will end up living in the white house with your sister...wait a minute!
