Which Means Your Simpson Sign is Lisa
You and your counterpart, Lisa, are extremely hard-working and extremely intelligent. I bet you figure A Separate Peace is considered preschool reading. You are probably labeled a brainiac and a bookworm but hey, if reading books and studying hard in school is going to accomplish your goal then you are there giving it your all. By age 8 you probably know exactly where you are headed in life and know exactly how to get there. You figure you will become a famous jazz musician who will not experiment with drugs or alcohol but you plan to have many tormented relationships. You may or may not die young, is the only thing you don't know yet.
People call you uptight and serious, and maybe that is true about certain subjects. However you have a great sense of humor. Your humor is that of the British, dry and sarcastic. I bet you have been so sarcastic sometimes that the kids in your neighborhood believe in reverse vampires because of some cynical remark you have made.
You happen to be a very logical person. You look at the evidence you have and make your theory. Since you are so logical, you are annoyed by people who don't think logically. You have gotten angry at the town because they found a skeleton that they think is an angel when they didn't look at all the facts. You probably suscribe to Junior Skeptics magazine.
You have a bit of a competive nature to you. When you see some sort of conflict in your way of your goal, you have to stomp on it. You have passed out playing the sax so hard to beat your competitor. You would be great at sports because you show the enemy no mercy. You will probably be on the ice screaming, "HACK THE BONE! HACK THE BONE!"
You are not that out-going and have a little touble making friends, this is because you appear so emotionally cold. However, once you do make friends, they are your friends for life because you are a good friend once you make the comitment. Your friends will like you so much they cover your car with beach memorbilia.
You should be proud to be a Lisa/Capricorn. Your ambition and logical point of view will make you successful. Just remember to relax and be patient, you'll reach that goal of yours. And don't spaz when someone says your butt sticks out.
