Homer Simpson- a regular dimwit; but a funny dimwit. Not that bright. Has a black hole for a stomach. Works a the safety inspector at the nucluar power plant in Sector7G. Known for his catch phrase "D'oh!"
Marge Simpson- Homer's wife. Sterotype house wife. Loves her husband even when he does stupid things. Soft spoken, kinda passive.
Bart Simpson- 10 years old and in the fourth grade. Your typical slacker. Doesn't know the meaning of "homework." Springfield's troublemaker. Megalomaniac, uses profanity with a passion, likes to take advantage of his father's stupidity.
Lisa Simpson- age 8 and in the third grade. She's really unlike her family. Straight-A student, saxaphone player, philosapher, very moral.
Maggie Simpson- age one. The baby of the family. She doesn't talk but sucks on her pasaphier. But by the looks one her face and the way she sucks you can tell she has a role in this house hold.
9. My cat is named Mittens.
8. I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!! OOO my wookie!!
7. My cat's breath smells like cat food.
6. Miss Hoover the worm went in my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one?
5. Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking.
4. My doctor said I would stop having nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
3. Me fail English? That's unpossible
2. Could you cook this for me? My parents aren't around anymore and I am not allowed to use the stove.
1. Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple were making babies in the janitor's closet. I saw one and it looked at me.
10) I will finish what I sta
9) I will not use abbrev.
8) This punishment isn't boring and pointless.
7) I will not defame New Orleans.
6) I will not bury the new kid.
5) A burp is not an answer.
4) I will not drive the principal's car.
3) I will not encourage others to fly.
2) The truth is not out there.
1) "Bewitched" does not permote satanism.
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