| Style one is for those of you wishing to make a serious impression on people. If people see you in the new Modern-Fonz haircraft, they'll think "that is one groovy cat." |  |
| Ah, here we have the slightly less popular Gum Turtleneck. It's kind of itchy and a little pointless actually; I'm kind of wondering why I took the time to animate this. Maybe I'm an idiot. That would explain a lot. Hmm. |  |
| We now cover a very popular topic: Hippies. Many people put a lot of faith into the biggest nerd-icons out there, i.e. pirates, ninjas, etc. But hippies are oft overlooked. This one's for you, flower-people. I'm listening. Bell Bottom 70's Throwback. | 
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| As we all know, a re-occuring theme on this website is that whole "world domination" thing. And what doomsday armada would be complete without the ultimate chaos-bringers, The Gum Phalanx-Gladiator!?! |  |
