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Okay well I'm pretty sure that most of you have heard of the infamous "XBOX". Most people think this is the most superior system out there, which is not true considering that it isn't even a console, its more a computer than anything, considering it has a hardrive (standard) and it's own operating system (sort of) where you can store music, and somehow, I'm not to sure yet, you can get games stored on your hardrive. The XBOX is by far the shittiest system out there.


  • It's huge, come on the damn thing is about the same size as the T.V. that your playing it on, and the controllers, are so heavy, if you played that thing non-stop for about a month you could have stronger arms than Mike Tyson.
  • Shitty games, this pretty much explains itself, the only good games for XBOX are the ones that they ripped off from other system like PS2 and GameCube, the only good game that is made purely for the XBOX is the Halo games and even these do get boring after a bit, if you are thinking of buying one, get it for computer, trust me.
  • XBOX Live, probably the shittiest thing I have ever heard of, come on think of a better name than that, and whats with the monthly fee? Dont you think that paying for your connection to the internet is enough?
  • That......thing on the controller, what the hell is it? Some big "X" in the middle of the damn controller, seriously why the hell would they put it there, when there is an even bigger one in the middle of the damn console. This is just plain stupidity on the designers part, whoever thought of putting that stupid "X" there should be shot, beaten, and stabbed. (Survivors will be executed).

    Now if you are looking into buying a system, XBOX is definately NOT the way to go, if I were you I would go with a PS2 or a Gamecube, hell even a damn Nintendo 64 is better than the XBOX, or if you are looking for a high quality system with good features theres always the "Sorny Gamestation" this revoloutionary device integrates the highest capacity of memory and ram, so your games are always running smooth and fast.

    Or, we could all just look like these guys:


    Personally I like the small 13" T.V. it saves some space for the huge XBOX that they are playing, and with all these people crowding around a small area, space is key.Also have a look at what they are wearing: pyjamas, definately the nerds choice of apparel, what do they do, like sleep together?