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Evalution Theory of Humans
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A few Stupid Guys Going on About Different theories of Human Evalution (WhatEver)
Evalution is one tricky buisness and because The Squirrel Master had a few cut backs he had to deal with a minor cut back on this production(three pennies & a quater). So I ran down the street and baught a orange flavored lolly-pop. This inspired me and I had a stroke of genius. I decided to make this plan from the dawn of time to the far off future. I started off with #1 a turtle. The turtle was gos first creation because the turtle is the only one that has a shell that cover most of its body. I know this because a while back I was lucky enough to see a picture of a turtle. I might of seen what they could hold in their shell like WMD's and illegal weapons. Then I thaught if they were smart enough to get that kind of stuff they were sure to be the first creation... But don't trust 'em... they usually have a lasy eye and you never know where they are looing. #2 a rock. After a while I saw that the turtles and rocks had alot in commen. They both had hard shells and they both like illegal plans of destruction. I got this when I was walking on day down my side walk and I go to look at a rock. The rock that i was looking at distracted me while another rock stole my wallet. So next time you see a rock trust them just as much as you would a turtle, because they'll get yeah. #3The teradactle. I know what your thinking, how could a rock or turtle evolve into a tweadactle. And I dont really know myself but because od budgets thats all I could come up with. But they got like wings and stuff like that so ... thats cool. #4 A T-Rex. From the teradactle came the T-Rex because the T-Rex ate the teradactle. But then the genes some how mixed and the teradactles got extinkted and the T-Res's grew wings and stuff like that blah, blah, blah. #5 The PeaWiHermon-Rex. This is the one creature that Science has again, & again tryed to trough me off on but I still stick with it. The God damn ReaWiHermon-Rex exists and I'll find it... later. It has a giant mouth with big teath and stuff like that I guess it has like a tongue or something and maybe like bad breath or something. And it's feet have razors on 'em so if anything trys to eat it, it can kick them really hard, when kicked the attacker will probably have a cut on him. The wings have been rounded off to slap their pray with like flat ness, it should really hurt. #6The chicken. This is a chicken and if you think it's not then you should go to the doctors because I think your stupid. Any way it has multiple simularities with the famous chicken. They both have wings and heads. But with the chicken he seems to have the ability to be really, really stupid at times like once I saw a chicken running around with out it's head. Well I didn't really see, mr friend did because I don't like farms. #7 A monkey in a tree. As humans we don't take that much notice to our worlds population a monkeys. Esspecially tree climbing monkeys. And their DNA is exactly the same as chickens but different. And that is how I got how chickens evolve into tree climbing monkeys. #8 Chowbaca. Well Chowbaca and monkey are exactly the same in looks and that means they evolved from each other. Chowbaca is just... 7 feet taller then them and can weild a ray gun maybe better then them aswell. But its not nice to say that chowbacas are different then a more premature in the evalution ranking Chowbacas. It is wrong and I do not support it at all. #9 Mario! Mario is a Itallien Midget yes but can also weild a ray gun almost better then a Chowbaca. All though Mario has never used one in one of nintendo's games I know. It just so happens that me and mario go way back. and we are both from the same speciese (human) we tend to hang out alot. So one day he said "hey you wana kill bowser or something" and I was like nah. So we ended up just shootting ray guns at moving cars on the 401 highway. #10 RoboCop. I know what you are think, "why robocop" and I say why not robo cop you racests. Robots have feelings just like you and I. And RoboCop may act but still hes still a real person. Just like you and I. But he sorta is half robot and half Cop and 100% Robo Cop. And thats why he is the future od out evalution.
