Robbery # 001: Today we rob mr. frank he has one million dollars in a dresser in his bed room. First of all we wait till mr. frank forgets his key at work and has to resort to his secret key behind the bush to the left of his house. As soon as we know where the key is (back in the bush) we get another key key that looks like his key in the bush but does not unlock his house door. So next time he goes to get the key it wont work on his house. This will make him stall for a bit and in that time we go behind the house and go through a broken window. There should be a computer facing the hall way towards the door that mr. frank want to come through in. Start up the computer and download as many viruses as you can. Then hide in a closset or something. Wait for him to break down the door and when he comes in let him see the computer. He should be suprised and will leave you just enough time to run around him with out him seeing you. Then run up the stairs take his dresser ( not the one that oddly looks like a safe because that would be stupid but the whole dresser). There should be a window looking out towards a giant fall. You take the bed matress and replace it with the door and through the door out the window and down the cliff. Then you and the dresser jump out of the window and down the cliff, the door should soften your fall. Ta-da you made it. Robbery # 002: Today you rob mr. hillman who does night shifts at cleanning Bill Gates's giant safe (whatever). Run into microsoft corp and hit the gards in the head with avakados. This should kill them instantly. Then run into Bill gates's work room (bill is probably doing stuff else where). Look for the really, really big paintting and get the dead monkey and dinamite from you back pack. Take bill's paper openner and cut a line down the monkey's back. Stick the dinamite in the monkeys back and duck tape the monkey and the dinamite to the painting. To be safe leave the room and close the door... open the door again because you forgot the switch to use the dinamite. So leave again gram a big rock run back in the room and through the rock at the painting with the dead monkey with the dinamite in side him. The monkey should then explode along with the paintings this will make it look like you were in a fight. Then beside the blown up painting there should be a smaller painting that looks like theres a safe behind it. Foreget that and go to bill's desk and take the key under his chair. This key opens every door in bill's giant safe. Run downstairs to see mr.hillman on duty, punch him in the head and swap keys with him (your key that opens the giant bill gates safe, for his key that opens the broom closset. Then leave the building. Go to mr.hillman's house and put the broom closset key in his mailbox. Next morning when he comes to see his mail jump out of no where and grab the mail box and hit him in the head with it. Then quickly grab his wallet (theres an easy 20$ right there).
