Official Slade Craven Roleplay
Then the spotlights begin to flash blue then green then white then purple.
"Stay in the light!"
The PCW Titrantron begins to play Slade's video.
The Way You Like It!
Sometimes I only Remember the days when I was young...
Nowdays no one remembers when they were young and stupid, The Way You Like It!
Come on Baby help me someone to confide in! I'll get inside you!
Now you're beggin me to stay!
Slade Craven walks out from backstage as the fans once again begin to scream at the top of their lungs. Slad3e walks to the right side of the ramp first. He stops at the edge and streaches one leg out to the side and leans into it by bending his knee. Then he follows through with the second half of the pose by extending his index and middle fingers together and then pulling them slowly toward his chin. Fans cheer madly as this happens and the camera sweeps over the crowd as Slade stand and walks to the other side. The crowd is carrying singns that say 'The Main Man,' and 'Rue the Day,' another group of people hold several cut out letters spelling out 'S-L-A-D-E.' Slade reaches the other side of the ramp and then drops to one knee and does a double arm flex. More cheers drown the arena. Then wiith the light still flasing SLade begins to walk to the stage. The camera view switrches to backstage where Goldberg is looking at a camera. The camera doesnt get a facial shot, it just shows him standing there calmly. Then the camera returns to the ring. Slade has just reached the top of the stage. He stops swings his leg to the side drops forward then pops back up with one arm raised and the Blue and green pyro shoots off. Fans cheer as he smiles in the blue/green background. Slade begisn to walk down the ramp again. When he reaches the apron he leaps to it then leap frogs over the top rope. Then he signals for a micraphone, as the lights come back up. He is tossed one and raises it quickly.
Slade: Cut the damn music. Cut it!
He makes a cutting movement with his hand across his throat then raises the mic as the music dies off.
Slade: Now something seems to make me wonder. Who the -beep- does Goldberg think he is?
Fans begin to cheer.
Slade: Now before you'll go off and wonder why "The Main Man" lost his mind. No my mind was gone a long time ago. No no no. Goldberg said in his last interview, "Ive wanted to wrestle him since i was a little boy." Goldberg I know damn well you're older then me pops. Now onto another subject. Something I know the fans have been wondering about since "The Main Man" returned. Thats is about the seven foot, three hundred pund monster, Not some fake like the man in the back. The Man who would...
Slade slaps the top of his legs twice,
Slade: ...shove his boot down some poor victim's throat, The one, the only Shadow!
Fans erupt into cheering as his name is said.
Slade:Well I promise each and everyone of you, he will be here, Friday May 23rd, tommorow night Live from Dallas. As will be another man, an old friend, The orginal Spotlight, The Show Stopper, The Heart Break Kid, Shawn Micheals!
Even more cheers come from the sold out crowd.
Slade: Yes The Ass Kicker Anonomyous will be here, just because its the way you'll like it. But now Slade must move onto more pressing matters. The match with Goldberg, The Anacrhy Cell. This match isnt for any technicle title. Its for "The World's Greatest" Title, and Steve has graciously allowed us for one night allow the PCW heavyweight title to be suspended above the ring. The winner gets to hold the gold one last time. Thanks Steve.
Fans cheer in thanks to him.
Slade: Now onto Bill himself. This is a man who appears to not have his marbles right now. He seems to think him and myself are on good terms. Bill, we arnt. We never will be again. You fired my best friend from power here. You think theres a mutual respect there. Nope Wrong! Slade Craven personally is glad you are the one chosen by Shane to face me in my last match, And I know why he chose you, because he knows how much I dont like you. He knows how this will push me to my limit. He knows the most important thing of all though. he knows, that the fans didnt want some muscle head who didnt have half a mind. No they wanted a challenger who had three quarters of a mind or better to go along with the muscle he had. Well I guess they got it. But it doesnt matter to me, On my last night here it wont matter. All that does matter is, you're Bill Goldberg. Goldi-no-locks, listen up and listen big, you and I, are in our only match ever. This isnt some pushover match. its the biggest match that could ever take place. In time people, even myself, will look back on this match, and wonder what if Slade had not come back for this one match. Then they will remember that he would never do that to the fans. They will remember that he was the best and they will remember how he made people rue the day he messed with the Slade! And know little Tommy is sitting at home, he is watching me now wondering, 'How can I make people who are bad rue the day they messed with the Slade?' well Tommy it's simple. Ive found the Ten Easy Steps to Make One Rue the Day They Messed With the Slade. And its so easy to explain anyne can understand them. Step 1, My opponent must come out. Step 2, That person must stroll down the ramp, Step 3, They need to get into the ring right here. Step 4 They need to get a micraphone like the one I hold in my hand, Step 5 Then they need to bored the millions of fans sitting at home by running their mouth. Now I know its bad for you'll but sometimes its darkest before dawn. Step 6 then you need to watch 'The Main Man' walk out. Then we move onto Step 7, Where Slade Craven walks down that ramp their accompanied by the chants the fans love to give me like...
The fans began to chant.
Fans: Cra-ven, Cra-ven, Cra-ven, Cra-ven, Cra-ven, Cra-ven!
Slade: Step 8, Slade will climb the apron and step into the ring, Then Step 9, Proceed to have your ass whooped by Slade Craven!
Fans cheer and the chant continues.
Slade: Step 9 and 1/2, If necessary repeat Step nine until the poor soul has lost memories of his childish. Then We end it with Step 10, "The Main Man" will pick your ass up, deck you in your mealy-mouth ass, then before you can fall, he'll kick you in the gut spin around and drop The Fan favorite Fly Fly on your ass, and when this step is complete when all the dust has settled all the smoke has cleared my opponenet will have without a shadow of a doubt rued the day you messed with the Slade! And The Main Man will have once more in front of a sold out crowd, given it to the fans 'The Way They Like It!'
Slade drops the micraphone with a smile. His mucis hits and the fans leap to their feet. Slade gazes out across the crowd witha tera in his eye. He walks to the first turnbuckel, the one on the right hand side of the entrance ramp closest to the ramp. He climbs it. Raising his right arm high Slade gives off a big smile. He turna nd walks to the opposite turnbuckle. He raises his left arm this time. Fans are on their feet as the light begin to flash and Slade's music deafens the arena. Slade turn to the other turnbuckle farthest from the entrance ramp he sprints to it and leaps tot hes econd rope raising both arms this time Then he turns and sprints to the last turnbuckle. He runs to it and leaps tot he second rope again. Slade pumps his right fist into the air over and over again . The lights continue to flash as instead of climbing off the turnbuckle Slade climbs over it and drops down on top of steel steps. he walks down them and towards the ramp. He walks up with pride. He makes his way to the curtains and turns giving off one more pose. He spreads his feet apart and maneuver's into the Shawn Micheal's flew pose. But instead of flexing Slade throws up his index and middlefingers into the air. As he does this the pyro shoots off an array of Blue, green white and purple fire. Fans cheer as Slade gets back to a standing position and turns and walks backstage.
