The Anarchy Cell
Event: Final Night
Date: May 23, 2003
Match: The Anarchy Cell match between Slade Craven and Goldberg
The camera for PCW flashes to the locker room area with Bill Golberg, It shows him in his tights as he walks out of his locker room, he closes the door. Then the camera switchs to Slade door, It is opening, He walks out as fans cheer madly, Stacy Kiebler walks out with him, Slade is wearig a black T shirt and wide leg pants, His hair is dark brown and combed down. Stacy is wearing a black dress , black high heels with ehr hair down. Fans cheer when the see her too. Then the camera switches to the cafeteria, Several Sueprstars have gathered to watcht he match on a big screen wheeled in. They watch as Slade closes the door and then him and Stacy walk arm and amr down the hallway. Then Slade and Stacy walk around acorner as the camera changes once more, this time to the office with Steve Eric Bischoff and Shane McMahon. They watch on their TV with the greatest of interest, Then the camera switches back to the cafeteria. The Dudleyz are sitting up front, along with Tazz, Behind them is BoomKatz and The Death Valley Brothers sitting on the tables is Lita and Stephaine and Kurt Angle. Mike Foxx walks in and stands next to Brenda and Vanessa. Then over the cheers the voices of Derrick Mciheals and Jim Ross are heard.
Jim: We're going to take out last commercial break and when we come back the ultimate match Slade Craven vs Bill Goldberg!
Derrick Micheals: Dont miss it!
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The show returns to ringside with Derrick Micheals and Jim Ross.They sit behind the PCW desk. Jim Ross wears his Cowboy hat Derrick Micheals in a white shirt. The camera sweeps over the ring which now says "Final Night" The Anarchy Cell has been lowered to five feet above the ring awaiting its opponents to step inside before lowering all the way.
Jim Ross: Hello and Welcome to Final Night! Sponsored by Pro Championship Wrestling!
Derrick Micheals: We are live from the American Airlines Arena in Dallas Texas were the sold out crowd has come to see the final match of Slade "The Main Man" Craven, Slade in his final match will take on Bill Goldberg, the monster with one of the longest winning streaks ever.
Jim Ross: Slade is going to be facing him inside the career ending Anarchy Cell Match, a 25 foot Steel cage with a ladder four tables and two chairs attached to it. The only way to win is to grab the title suspended 30 feet above the ring.
The camera circles around the ring and focuses in on the PCW heavyweight title.
Jim Ross: Not the PCW heavyweigth title tonight, no it is the "Worlds Greatest Title."
Derrick: Both men looking to be able to say they were without a doubt in the world's minds the greatest wrestler ever. And this match is between the two that will decide who is the best of the best of the very very best.
Jim Ross: Thats right Derrick. And this Pay Per View has been brought to you by, Snickers "Hungry Grab a snickers.
Derrick: And by New Lines Cinema's soon to be Block Buster, Fredd vs Jason, opening August 15th 2003 in theatres everywhere.
Jim Ross: And by PCW Genocide where all will walk in and only one will walk out with The PCW heavyweight title.
Derrick Micheals: I'd like to point out that we have a special referee for this match, The Seinor Cheif Referee for World Wrestling Entretainment, Earl Hebner, Our Ring Announcer, your Raw is War co-commentator Jerry "The King" Lawler, and I might add he will call the match with us when he done announcing Slade and Goldberg.
Jim Ross: And we also have several special gues in the crowd tonight. The Singer's of Slade Craven's theme song Adema Are here tonight,
The Camera goes and sets on them as Jim's voice is heard,
Jim Ross: We have Master Martial Artist, Royce Gracie!
The camera focuses on him for a moment, he smiles fr the cheering crowd and again Jim's voice is heard,
Jim: Derrick this man is your co-commentator for Staurday nights, Ladies and Gentlemen, Jeromey Sage!
Fans cheer madly for him as the camera sets on him, he waves in his gothic shirt.
Derrick: Also we have Members of The A.K.A. here as well, Shadow, Shawn Micheals, McPartlin and Torrie Wilson!
The carema swerves to the front row where all four members fo the Ass Kickers Anonomyous are sitting smiling. fans cheer as they raise their hands.
Jim: And recently released from the W.W.E. Jeff Hardy!
The camera shows a casually dressed Jeff Hardy sitting in the stands. He is front row and the fans began to cheer at the top of their lungs as they see him. He smiles and raises his hand. Then the camera returns it focus to the ring.
Jerry Lawler: Ladies and gentlemen, its time for tonight Main Event. Its is for the title of the world's greatest superstar. Introducing first from Atlnta Georgia! weighing in at 283 pounds, Bill Goldberg!
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Fans cheer as Bill's music, "Crush Em" by MegaDeath plays. He walks out from backstage as his gold spark fountains go off. He lets out a scream and begins to walk down to the ring. He walks to the right hand side as directed by the PCW officials, He tilts his head and pops his neck before Jerry annopunces his opponent. Bill looks at the belt.
Jery Lawler: And his opponent, being acompanied by the lovely Stacy Kiebler, From Dallas Texas weighing in at 271 pounds Slade "The Main Man" Craven!
The lights go out as Adema's the way you like it begins to play. The lights flash blue and green and purple and white as he and Stacy walk out from backstage. The pyro goes off as Slade walks forward with her. then he stops at the top of the ramp swings his leg out and to thwe side drops down and snaps back up with his right arm high and the fans erupt into the deafining cheer as the blue and green pyro goes off. Then he and Stacy walk down the ramp. Stacy is asked to wait at the bottom of the ramp and Slade is directed to the left hand side. Then Jerry steps out of the ring walks beside Stacy with a hugh smile, and raises the mic.
Jerry Lawler: You guys are gonna have to excuse me, I've wanted to say this for a long time. Let's Get Ready To Rumbleeeeeeeeee!
Fans cheer as the cage begins to getlowered and Goldberg and Slade slide under the bottom rope as each of them Stane the cage has reached the apron. Officials lock the cage to the post just as the bell for the match rings.
Match: Slade Craven vs Bill Goldberg "The Worlds Greatest Title"
Slade and Goldberg leap at each other. Slade dodging punces from the muscluar Goldberg and Bill dodging the counter attackes from Slade. For the first thirty seconds of the match the simple pattern is Dodge, Throw, Block. Then after a quick right hook that Slade ducked heis able to hit a powerful uppercut. Goldberg recoils but then returns to the brawl, this time not with his fist. After throwing a right then a left hook Goldberg moves in close then grabs Slade's Shoulders and knees him in the gut. Then Goldberg follows it up with another, then a thrid. After that he toss Slade forward, Slade pushes his hands out to roll into his fall. He springs back up and turns around. When he turns he instantly hits the mat, Goldberg rushes in with a massive body clothesline. Slade falls back and Goldberg begins to work off a chair from the cage.
Jerry Lawler has finally sat down with Jim ross and Derrick Micheals at the P.C.W. Announcer's table. He puts on a headset and the three of them begin callin the match.
Slade does a back roll to his feel and turns around to see Goldberg freeing the chair from the cage. Slade waits for him to turn then plants the chair with a super kick driving the chair into the side of Goldberg's head. Slade waists no time to droping to a knee next to his opponenet and nailing him with several right hands. Then Slade grabs Goldberg's leg and kicks the back of the knee three times before elbow dropping into it.
Derrick Micheals: A great strategy by Slade, take out Goldberg's knee so he cant climb that ladder.
Jerry Lawler: Slade has always been good at capitalizing on an opponent when needed.
Slade goes for the chair by Goldberg's right arm. However Goldberg counters with a leg sweep to Slade before he can get it. Slade falls forward and his head hits the side of the cage.
Jim Ross: That is not a normal cage, The metal has small edges to it that will grate ones skin.
Goldberg picks up the fallen Slade and stands him up. He grabs the back of Slade's head and slams him into the cage. Then he stomps on Slade's chest.Slade holds his chest ebfore rolling onto his stomach. Then Slade works his way to a knee. But Goldberg begins to use the free steel chair to hammer on Slade's back.
Jim Ross: Slade is in a bad situation.
After five chairshots Goldberg begins to work the first Table free. He pulls it down and sets it up in the corner on the far left side of the ring from the ramp. He then walks over to Slade but as he tries to pick Slade up, he is given several rights to the gut. Then Slade whips Goldberg into the opposite turnbuckle. Slade walks to it and jumps to the second rope and delivers a kick to the side of the head. Then he kicks Goldberg in the gut and walks around him after pulling him off the turnbuckle. Slade sits up top and locks his enemy's head under his arm. Slade Smiels as fans cheer when he stands leaps out and spins around delivering the tornado DDT. Slade then walks to Goldberg and picks him up. Slade goes to whip him into the conor with the table, but Goldberg counters and Slade is thrown into it. The Tabklle doesnt break but SLade stumbles out and turns around wipping the flatness off his face. As he does this Goldberg breaks into a sprint and drives Slade through the table with a spear. Slade crumbles up as Goldberg connects. The Table splits in two and Goldberg rises to his feet. Then he goes and frees himself another table. Goldberg sets thiing one up center of the ring. Then he starts to work on the ladder. The ladder which is fastened by two chains takes a little longer then expected. In this time period Slade craven is allowed time to get to his feet. He hold shis stomach and grabs the steel chair. Once Goldberg frees the ladder Slade hits him in the back with the chair. Goldberg falls face first against the cage. Slade lets the chair go and grabs Goldberg. With everything he has Slade Irish Whips Goldberg into the ropes. But with the extra force Goldberg fies into the cage and bounces off. Slade sets the chair up by unfoldign it and then grabs the ladder. Stands Goldberg up and leans him back first against the cage then smacks him in the face with the ladder before leaving it resting against his chest. Then Slade runs leaping over the chair acorss the ring bunces off the ropes and comes back he leaps ontot he chair and drop kicks goldberg through the ladder in the mouth. Fans cheer as Slade hits the high risk manuever.
Jim Ross; Slade always the crowd pleaser.
Jerry Lawler: Hes taking too many risks.
Slade kicks the ladder off him as Goldberg falls to a knee and shakes the cobwebs out. Its then he realizes that he has been busted open. Slade begins to walk over to the last table hanging on one of the cage walls, it hangs veticle and SLade begins to unfasten it. The other two are on the wall on Slade's right. Slade almost ahs it done when he dives tot he side. Gldberg had gotten up and leaped off the chair in a run to spear Slade from behind. But with Slade moving Goldberg would crash through the hanging table. The broken half falls to the ground with Goldberg. Slade walks over and picks it up and smashes it against his oppoenet's head.
Jim Ross: Slade dodged the bullet there.
Jerry Lawler: You mean the "spear"
Lawler laughs at his pun as the match continues.
Slade keeps his focus on Goldberg. he takes the ladder and places it against the corner. He stands his drowzy opponent up and whips im into it. Then when goldberg falls back Slade clips his leg from behind and then drops the ladder on him. He leaps to the top rope and turns around. Then Slade leaps ito the air turning while he does to eb perpandicular to the ladder. He lands the splash as the rungs of the ladder drive into his ribs but all over Goldberg. Slade finally stands up after a minute on the ground. Slade begins to stand up the ladder. But Goldberg gets hold of the crumpled chair. Fans watch as Goldberg begins to hammer over and over and over again into Slade's back. Fans begin to boo as he does this without a thought. Then he finally lays off. he doesnt let go of the chair and turns to Earl Hebner at ringside. Goldberg signals for a mic. Earl questionably goves him one by throwing it up over the cage. Goldberg picks it up.
Derrick Micheals: What does he want.
Goldberg: Slade! Hey Slade!
He slaps him on the back of the head.
Goldberg: Slade, You know I used to get paid to knock people out, do you know what it feels like to be knocked out?
Goldberg hits him again with the chair.
Goldberg: Your brain presses against your skull as you pass out and it feels like this.
Goldberg takes the twisted chair and places the top part of it still semi normal and presses it against Slade's temple and pushes down.
Goldberg: Hey Slade whatcha gonna do? you gonna rue the day aint ya? And guess whats nexts Slade? You're Next! Huh you got somethin to say punk?
Goldberg puts the mic to Slade's lips. He slaps him in the back of the head.
Goldberg: Spit it out.
Slade: Slade is dead, im Ethan.
Jerry Lawler: What did he say?
Jim Ross: He said Slade is dead!
Derrick:But not till after this match then the persona dies why now?
Slade lays on his stomach as Goldberg laughs. He raises the mic.
Goldberg: Whatever.
Goldberg drops the mic with a smile and picks up the body of Slade Craven. He sets him up for a suplex. Then looks around.
Derrick: No. Goldberg is going for it.
Jim Ross: The Jackhammer.
Goldberg lifts him up into the hair and holds him there with one arm. All the blood rushing to The dangling body's head. for ten seconds Goldberg holds his victim completly verticle then he finally drives him down to the mat to complete the Jackhammer. Fans begin to boo as Goldberg beins to set up the ladder center of the ring. He looks at the body. Then grabs the mic. He begins to climb the ladder.
Goldberg: Hey Slade, guess what it's over. You lose. And guess what as I becoeme the official world's greatest you get to hear my voice. The Main Man is dead. You're dead
Goldberg reaches the top of the ladder and looks down.
Goldberg: Slade, you punk, I beat you.
Then out of nowhere a foot sweeps out and kicks the back of the ladder's leg. Goldberg wobbles and drops the mic it is caught by the body on the mat looking up at him in a bloody scowl.
My Name is Ethan....
Ethan places his hands next to his head and uses them to push off to his feet while ebing gaped at by a speechless Goldberg. Once Slade is up He dropkicks the ladder As Goldberg goes to reach for the title. He misses it as the ladder toppels agains tthe cage wall, Goldberg falls back against the cage it slices his backbut not too deep and he falls and lands on the mat. Ethan waists no time before picking him up. Still holding the mic Wthan begins to nail him with rights and lefts, he trhows jabs, crosses and hooks. Goldberg falls back against the ropes as Slade delivers a powerful roundhouse kick. He raises the mic.
Ethan: Did it feel anything like that?
Goldberg lays on his stomach as Ethan undoes the last two tables. Then he sets the up one on top of the other. Goldberg still no moving. Then Ethan grabs the ladder and slams it against the faces of Goldberg busting him open even more. Then Ethan sets the ladder up in the corner. He climbs it and gets on top of the cage. The fans begin to chant.
Fans: E-than E-than E-than!
He lays down on his stomach and grabs the ladder.
Jerry: He wouldnt do this.
Jim Ross: He's insane.
Derrick Micheals: He's Ethan.
Ethan sets up the ladder as carefully as possible. Then he looks down. Goldberg seems to eb twitching. So Ethan Cmilbs down and grabs the micraphone. He drives the bottom on the mic into Goldberg's forehead. The drops it. He turns and walks back to the corner. He climbs up the side and the gets onto op the cage. He balances himself. Then begins to climbe the ladder. upon reaching the top he turns his back to Goldberg and stands up.
Jerry: Slade, Ethan whoever you are dont do it.
Derrick Micheals: He Must be 50 feet in the air.
Jerry Lawler: Dont do it.
Jim Ross: Buisness has just picked up.
Then Ethan prings off the ladder into a moonsault. He flips backwards into the air coming down like a stone.
Jerry: I cant watch!
Jim Ross: Oh my god.
Derrick Micheals: He hit it! Ethan just did a 50 foot moonsault to Goldberg through two tabels!
Both bodies fold up on contact as the ladder begins to fall into the ring. The tables look like the bodies of Ethan and Goldberg. The fans cheer and chant Ethan's name, Then after about three minutes Ethan finally rolls over.He rolls off the rubble then pushes himself to a knee. He looks around. Then struggles to his feet. He leans against the ropes and with his last strength makes his way tot he ladder. He grabs it and stands it up center of the ring. Ethan leans against it and rests for a second. Goldberg rolls over and out of the table pile. Ethan begins to walk over to him. Goldberg tries to nail him with a right but Ethan counters with a right hand, Golberg tries again, again a counter this time Ethan follows through with three more right hands, Ethan follows it up with a whip into the ropes, on the return he lands a hip toss. Goldberg struggles to his feet when he does Ethan kicks him in the gut takes Goldberg my the head and turns around placing his head on his shoulder. Then jumps up a little letting his legs swing out in front Ethan's other arm comes up and wraps around Goldberg's head as they go down.
Jim ross: Fly Fly!. Ethan hit the Fly Fly!
Jerry Lawler: He did it!
Ethan rolls to his feet clutching his ribs as he doesnt wait for Goldberg to comletely hit the mat before begining to climb the ladder. He makes his way up to the top with the deafining tidal wave of cheers as he reaches up and grabs the belt. He looks down at Goldberg sweat and blood dripping from hs forehead. He Then he undoes the belt and Earl Hebner rings the bell. As soon as it happens the cage begins to get lifted. Adema's The Way You Like It begins to play as Stacy applaudes. Ethan climbs down the ladder as The audience begins to stand and cheer and applaude. Steve walks out from backstage, he makes his way down to the ring Stacy gets in several superstars walk out and down to the ring following Steve's lead. Stacy and Steve raise his arms, and Ethan hands him the belt. The music continues as The Final Nigth Credits comes up in the bottom rigth hand corner.
Jim Ross: This was a spectacular match, by far one of the best.
Jerry: The ultimate match.
Derrick Micheals: This is Derrick Miceals Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler signing off after The final match of Slade craven/Ethan with the triumph over Goldberg.Take care and have a pleasant tommorow.
*End of show*
