A.K.A. Roleplay
AKA Roleplay
Wrestlemania: He's Here
The Arena is cheering at the biggest event in EEW History. The sold out crowd looks over the ring, as The Titantron Plays....
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit floor.
Let the bodies hit the...
BOOM...BOOM
FLOOR!!!!
The AKA's New Titantron plays over head as Out walks two members of the AKA. Shadow and McPartlin Stand at the top of the stage. Their arms raised as they are known to compete. Their eyes set on a solid victory. The EEW Arena is filled with boos and a few cheers as Shadow and McPartlin pose at the top of the ramp. They slowly make their way down the ramp as Drowning Pool's 'Bodies' Plays over head.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please welcome two members of the AKA, McPartlin and of half of the EEW Tag Team Champions, Shadow!!!
Shadow and Mccpartlin get in the ring. They each climb a turnbuckle. Shadow raises his Tag belt high as McPartlin raies one arm. Then they step down. Their music ends as Lillian hands the mic to McPartlin....
McPartlin's Roleplay...
-Shadow-
Shadow takes the mic, He smiles. Then he raises it to his lips over the sounds of booing EEW fans Shadow speaks.
Shadow: Tonight, The EEW superstars will see in fact just how powerful The AKA really is. At the rumble, we showed how we are powerful, Myself and Slade. tonight three members of the AKA swill rule over the night. Each of us Taking a title. McPartlin who just spoke his piece is going to take the Lightweight title. Myself I will take The IC title. For the first time in my career I will hold singles gold. I and Slade are the most dominate Tag Team in EEW. We together and alone are undefeated. Myself, I am Three months undefeated. No one has beaten me. I will keep that record tonight. I have never lost, And I do not doubt that this night will be my first. Brock Lesnar You come around and run your mouth. You say you have no chance at losing. Well Brock, you also say where's the proof that Shadow is as good as he says he is. Well check my record brock. you arnt Undefeated. You were eliminated by me at the rumble. You lost to me. You are beneath me. And as for Chris Chaos. He's rolling with the wrong crowd. He's Married to the best friend of my former partner. Kelli Chaos, And friend to Roxxi torretto. the girl who thanked me for bring out what she is. Chris, the manner at which your friends wrestle show the influence you've had on them and what they've had on you. It seems to me, that they are two of the worst divas you could find. Not too mention, The fact that you are married. I would hate to make your wife a widow. But when in the ring, Together you and Brock Lesnar combined couldn't beat me. I have more stregth in my right thumb then both of you. I will show you both once and for all infront of the millions of people watching that I Shadow, The Enforcer of the AKA, Will become the most dominate EEW IC champion the world has ever beheld!!!!
Shadow raises one arm as people boo.
Shadow: Tonight, after three months my ship has come in. I see people in the back, saying Shadow, and the AKA are losers. I hear their remarks. The ones that say, 'Shadow will fall under my abilities as a superstar'. I hear them talk the talk. But every superstar I have fought has shown to everyone that I can walk the walk. Brock Lesnar, myself, the "Only Big Thing" will cash that check your mouth has beening signing slowly with your ass for the IC title. Chris Chaos, When I finish with you, There wont be nothing left for your "loving wife" to come home too. Chris Chaos, ive heard lies form both you and Brock Lesnar. Lies that you are the ones the fans will see have their hand raised and the IC tilte in the other. Well Here and now the Lies Stop!! I will not let your lies be the truth these people must hear ring true. I will not let myself fail in front of people. I cannt let the children of this country live in a world where Brock Lesnar, a man who cant even talk for himself without his agent having his piece, and another man, Chris Chaos, who cant help but include his wife in his speeches. I will make sure that my music is played and that the IC title is in my hands.
Boos as Shadow lowers the mic. then he brings it up again.
Shadow: I think Ive siad my part, but ohh. Yes, its time. Change to the camera!
The titantron shows a sceen in the parking lot. A limo sits there.
Shadow: Who could be in it? Hmmm Open the door!!!!
The door opens and out walks Slade Craven. The fans flip out as the camera fades off.
Commercial Break
Cool Whip
Die Another Day
Lord Of the Rings Video game
T Mobil
-Slade-
The show returns with Shadow and McPartlin standing in the ring. Shadow still has the mic. Then...
Jam to the Bitches that Burn to the Withces that Slam in the back of my...
Dragula!!!!
BOOM!
Blue and Green Pyro shoot of as Slade's titantron plays. He walks out from backstage, with the EEW Undisptued Title around his waist and the EEW Tag title on one shoulder then on his other shoulder is the EEW Hardcore Title. The crowd boos as Slade bangs his head up and down, he poses as Shadow raises the mic.
Shadow: And Now it gives me great pleasure to introduce the first ever Triple Champion, He is One half the Tag Champion, he is The EEW Hardcore champion, And the Undisputed Champion. Ladies and Gentlemen, Slade Craven!
By this time, Slade has already reached the ring. He rolls in and raises his arms high holding his Tag and Hardcore belts high, then he lowers them and takes the mic from Shadow.
Slade: Tonight its all over. Every word, every thought will be proven. a legend vs a wrestler. Y2-Jackass vs Slade "The Main Man" Craven! Jericho, I have no doubts, tonight. And There is only one thing that matters tonight. The one thing at matters, is this Jericho.
Slade undoes the Undisputed Title and holds it up. Then he hands it to Shadow and the other two to McPartlin, they place one belt on each turnbuckle.
Slade: This ring, I will be here twice tonight, the first time. I will face the two wrestlers who think they can take this belt well You both need to understand, Slade Craven is the man who invented the Hardcore round. There is no one who has what it takes to goes the last mile with me when it comes to an anything goes match up. You see this ring is where gold is. The four corners define the ring. The only people who deserve to be here are the ones with the gold at the end of the night. No matter what I will hold gold, I will not lose anytitle. I have successfully defeded everybelt I have ever held. Tonight will be no different. There are only two types of people here at this arena tonight. Winners and losers. Now despite what has been said the AKA are winners. Im sure we have proved that from that you see at the corners of the ring. You'll here tonight, on the card, have an opportunity here tonight. We all have here the chance to be remembered as the few who made it. I have no worries about tonight. The two matches I have will show everyone that The Main Man is here. He isnt at ninty percent, No no no, He's at one hundred percent. And The Main Man is here tonight to show eveyone here he's ready, willing, capable, and all around wanting to whip ass, Texas Style, in front of all of you here tonight and end the dreams of several wrestlers here tonight and finally show thm that The Main Man is still the best damn legendary superstar the world of professional wrestling has ever spoke of. You will all hear my name being spoken in stories from here till the end of time.
Slade silently laughs.
Slade: Tonight, I have the fully and total intention on wining both my matches with the greatest of ease. Slade will do it legally and rightfully. He has won every match he has had in EEW He wants to have a match of the century, he will have it inside a special cage match thats rigth the match he has is dangleing above the ring now. Within the next few hours Slade Craven will lock horns with a man who won the rumble, a man who thins its his night to shine, And the Canadian Hero of Winnipeg, Chris Jericho.
Crowd Cheers
Slade: Yeah Cheer for him all you want, But this wrestler has no chance in hell against Slade "The Main Man" Craven! And I will show him what he did to my knee didnt work. Jerico they say lifes unfair and sometimes a bitch, well son, when you attack "The Main Man" payback is one too. I guaran-damn-tee That I will make You Rue the Day You Messed With the Slade!!!!
Slade drops the mic and one by one collects his belts, He and the rest of the AKA climb a turnbuckle, they raise their arms then drop down. McPartlin first then Shadow and followed by Slade they exit the ring. they make their way up the ramp as the camera fades away...
