Feel free to circulate this as updates are made. This list may be
monitored for your protection. Humpty Dumpty was pushed. Trust
no one.
List 1 -- People/Things Laura should AVOID:
Neil Young
Quentin Tarrantino
Any model who ever posed in "Victoria's Secret" or "Calvin Klein"
George Carlin
Henry Kissinger (I think politics are entertaining)
Anne Rice
Stephen Hawking (I may refer to him again in the upcoming "Science-Math"
list)
Penn and Teller
John McLaughlin
Meg Ryan
Katherine Hepburn
Gillian Anderson (AKA Agent Scully)
Starbucks
List 2 -- People/Things Laura should "ELIMINATE"
Any, and/or all, Spice Girls (past, present, future)
Oprah (just `cause I'm evil)
Kate Moss (she may just die w/out Laura's help anyway;-)
Emo Phillips (I not sure, but Laura may have killed his career)
Jerry Farwell
Joan Collins (either as an author or an actress)
Alan Dershowitz (may also be in the "Reptile-Lawyer" Category)
Bill Gates
Marc Andressen
Barbara Walters
Tom Cruise
Hootie
Ditka
OJ
Imus
Dick Francis
The self-help section of all bookstores
The hole in the ozone layer
Hyundai's
Budweiser/Coors/Miller
The CBS Saturday night suckfest
All shows between Friends/Seinfeld Seinfeld/ER
That itch that just won't go away no matter how much penicillin I take
List 3 -- People/Things Laura herself has mentioned
(items preceded with an 'X' indicate success)
John Stamos
Richard Stamos
Gopher
Bob Hope
Tom Bosley
Wilfred Brimley (that annoying oatmeal guy)
The minivan
Her new sweater
List 4--The Confirmed "Kill List"
Jacques Cousteau (Lauras first "Kill")
Mother Tereasa
John Denver(This one I don`t mind)
Sojourner("The little robot that could", that is until Laura
struck)
Michael Kennedy Sonny Bono
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