Thursday, 6 April 2006 - 7:46 PM

Hello from the land down under.
I just did a google search "gareth is gay" and this site came up.... im amazed
Here in Australia we also have a gay guy called Gareth. He's originally from England and got here about 5 years ago. On arrival we realised, like you, that Gareth is a name linked with not being a man.... someone you can smack about and will cry like a girl.
A couple of questions though..
1. Does your Gareth have a Matrix like leather jacket to make himself look manly
2. Does he have a shirt that looks like a tangerine smock
3. Does he constantly challenge everyones sexuallity in the true hope of finding his own
4. Is he pale and skinny and prefers the compnay of a computer than people

That will do for now... if my theory is right and you answer yes to these questions i believe we have discovered a new sub species of humankind..... "gimpus retardes"
Glenn

Thursday, 6 April 2006 - 8:04 PM

I too know a Gareth!
The one I know is pale and skinny and is allergic to just about everything. He always needs a hankie.
I have never seen him run, but I suspect he prefers to skip like a girl.