Alcoholic Personalities

Me -- CONGRATS! You're a WHITE RUSSIAN! Milky, cloudy and gross, you're a horrible drink. Who got you to try it anyway? Vodka = Kudos. Kaluhua = Kudos. Milk = You're a damn fool

Nikki's -- I'm a Margarita, Tangy like the TripleSec, Luminous like the lime, Supereme like the salt, and Troublesome like tequila, you're a perfect mix to get anyone intoxicated.

Carissa's -- CONGRATS! You're a Sex on the Beach! Your party-hard eccentricity is exceeded only by your urge to hump like a rabbit. You live by the 'Sex, or be sexed' motto.

Jake's -- CONGRATS! You're a Sex on the Beach! Your party-hard eccentricity is exceeded only by your urge to hump like a rabbit. You live by the 'Sex, or be sexed' motto.

Chelsea -- CONGRATS! You're a Potty Jello! Basically, this means you're Alcofuckinholic. I'm sorry, but someone had to say it.

Abby's -- CONGRATS! You're an Shirley Temple! In the alcoholic world, you have no respect. You can't hold your liqour, you're usually designated driver, and in general, you're just a woman/bad person.

Juliet's -- CONGRATS! You're an Shirley Temple! In the alcoholic world, you have no respect. You can't hold your liqour, you're usually designated driver, and in general, you're just a woman/bad person.

Saralyn's -- CONGRATS! You're a Gin & Tonic! Smart, but mellow you let conversation come to you.

Veronica's -- CONGRATS! You're a Gin & Tonic! Smart, but mellow you let conversation come to you.

Roxanna's -- CONGRATS! You're a Gin & Tonic! Smart, but mellow you let conversation come to you.

V-Trev's -- CONGRATS! You're a Gin & Tonic! Smart, but mellow you let conversation come to you.

Kristy's -- You're a Jello Shot! Quick, painless, and wriggly, you tend to get people messed up without delay! You're an absolute essential for any party, just like toilets.

Nicole's -- CONGRATS! You're a Cosmopolitan! You're modern, hip, and always in fashion. Yep, a regular slave to society.

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