First off, god damn, those hot dogs are fucken good, and they're dirt cheap also. I could live in a 7/11, as a matter of fact, when I'm rich, I'm going to buy a 7/11 franchise and hire some Indian guy to work there, and I'm going to be the only custumer. That's as nice as I'll be.

Ok now, I usually walk in with a buck, so I go to buy gum or whatever, a hot dog, some chips, and they're marked as 99 cents, so I go to the cashier, and the guy's like "hello" *price scanner noise* "ONE O-NINE", I'm like "motherfucker" so I usually take 9 pennies out of the "leave a penny take a penny" thingy, no biggie, but then there's those times where there are no fucken pennies, so now, if they guy's nice, he'll let you off, but if he's not, he'll be like "9 cents". That just pisses me off, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, i want my motherfucken hot dog.

So then this other time I go in a I buy a bag of Hot Fries. They also have this machine that gives you free chili and cheese... so I get some free cheese to put in the Hot Fries, and the guy says it costs a dollar! What the fuck.. fuck you guy... I thought it was free! SO he goes like "it's only free with nachos and hot dogs" and I'm like "well you shoulda fucken said that motherfucker", and that's not all, the cheese cost me one more fucken dollar, what the fuck, I coulda bought another bag of cheetos with that money.

So I devised my evil plan of cheating 7/11 out of cheese. You see they say you get free cheese with the purchase of a hot dog, so my plan is, buy a hot dog, a bag of Hot Fries, and fill the bag of hot fries with all the motherfucken cheese I want, I get free fucken cheese with the hot dog right? Fuck yes, if he wants to argue I'll fucken put that bitch in a headlock and choke him with his turban. God damn, my plan fucken rules.

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