**** out of ****

Call me a dork, but I have read all three books in "The Lord of the Rings". I
must admit I was not that excited about an adapted version coming onto film.  To keep
it short though, this movies will make you shit in your pants. Not cause it is scary,
but because it is so damn good.  There are so many things Mr. Jackson could have 
fucked up on, but he did it right. The battle scenes are some of the best I have ever
seen, Legolas is a pimp.  Elijah Wood plays a good Frodo, and Ian McKellen plays 
a very convincing Gandalf.  "The Two Towers" is gonna make it a multiple orgasm.
J.R.R. Tolkien, recanize.