Dirty Laundry
and other assorted embarrassments
Reasons why I don't want Beth to put any more pictures of me on the Internet
- The pictures you have of me are F***ing ugly. Every time I see them, I think to myself, "Wow, you're never getting married." It's depressing.
- I have a real job now, and I don't want widely circulated pictures of me smoking and drinking alcohol and acting like an idiot. Enjoy my debauchery in the privacy of your own home.
- One word: STALKERS. You know who you are, and I can't believe you found this page. Leave me alone!!!!
Sites that shamelessly self-promote:
Angelfire - Free Home Pages
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Angelfire HTML Library
Look, I'm a good person most of the time. This just happens to be where I rant.
I hate my job, I hate my cat, I hate where I live, and I hate my stupid face.
