Fast food feels fuzzy
Cause it's made from stuff that's scuzzy
I always thought I was such a nerd,
I refused to touch that strange bean curd
I wouldn't eat it, WOW!
But it ate you!
Aeeoo, killer tofu
Ooeeoo, killer tofu
I eat my sugar cereal
But it makes my teeth bacterial
Eayeeoh
Eeayee
If you're feeling kind of cruddy
Just stick right by your buddy
And don't eat, t-t-t-t-too much fried food
Yeah
