-=MICHAEL LIN=-

"Carter, if you were a girl, and I was attracted to you, I'd ask you out."
"HAHA, HEYHEY, LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED AND BRIGHTEN OUR DAY!!!"
"If you're angry now, just know that I'm sorry I didn't make you cry."
"you ass ramming fuckheads should all suck on god's cock cuz i can take every single one of you whores (intended for those opposing god) and faggots (intended for those opposing god and to aggravate the ever hateful and spiteful and loathsome and despising jill) in my bed right fucking NOW."
"I used to smoke cigarettes where I used to live, and eventually, ventured a little into marijuana usage."
"Download it and love it, or I will personally...um...not do anything to you."
"There are some things hard work can't do, for everything else there's Jill."
"Song about elderly people and others who have lost control of their bladders - Timeless"
"Oh look, little innocent girls conveniently playing on a hill wearing fairy wings, let's fly our 'Zeros' by so the camera can get a sweet shot." I'm sure that's what the Japanese pilots were thinking."
"…but what does the love story teach us? If we oink our best friend’s girl in a presumption that he's dead, does that mean we die? And if I’m going to have a kid w/ his former girl, should I give my life for his? I think the whole love line was made to be a sort of tearjerker w/ no other purpose than to prod at emotions and make people like that lady sitting behind us say "awww"."
"Anyone who finds this e-mail offensive and writes back confronting me about it shall be labeled as mega-bitch in my mind."
"Discordant complaints, angry mob, displeased individuals, "Mike, you're so mean, someone should decapitate you and mount your head."

/*ANDREW HONG*\

"Homosexual ideas and phrases are entering my mind at an alarming pace."
"Dan Ko is the physical embodiment of Sexual Ambiguity."
"I'm so sick of changing SN's. I need some fidelity in my life."
"I'm gonna mess you up good, Anthony, on Monday, prepare to feel the Hongpacalypse."
"I declare myself an elitist because if you are the common man, then I obviously am better than you."
"What's this "Boy" you refer to yourself as are you not a "MAN," something so asexual about you referring to yourself as a boy, are you trying to reclaim your innocence as a child, which was lost in a traumatic run in with... as Oprah would put it."
"You are riding on a lone hope, got insurance?"
"69 being very homosexual indeed, heterosexuals take turns, but homosexuals want it all at one time."
"Republicans are evil, we should have a witch-hunt and rid the world of them...Damn school vouchers..."
"Carter is hunched over his little purple iMAC with a dictionary/thesaurus trying to show me up."

~VISHAL HEDGE~

"Just leave it alone. This thing has been dragged through the mud, beaten, shot, and slapped with the ugly stick."

^*RAJ SESHADRI*^

"What happened to raunchy epithets and frequent repetitions of the word whoremaster?"

!ANTHONY CAPPELLO!

"lin: i do not just have beef with u, but i have a 22 oz. t-bone."
"I am convinced that hong is the smartest person in this chain. i worship him."
"i wanna go but i'm afraid i'll get too emotional and just burst into tears while signing someone's yearbook."

!@$BENJAMIN KOO$@!

"stop with all the drama - stop with all the 'intellectual' shit - stop with the criticism - stop with the judging - stop with the hating - start with the loving"
"your in high school - your words have no value to the 'big-picture' - as mine has less meaning please - only you can help prevent forest fire"
"i lyk music dat makez me feel alive - music dat makez me wana scream - music dat makez me wana run around spankin every1..."

hard desicion actually pilla... brenna VS jill becuz...jessie... ack c'mon - she'd convince you that theres no need to fight.... stupid gandhi wanabe - derz only ONE fat gandhi - n datz da chef b'z gandhi!! ne whoz brenna VS jill Brenna she dun seems vicious - i mean... shes a tiny lil grl... buh iz jez lyk dat story... ob da kyut lil tiger...dat grew up and ate the owners....(not implying brenna will grow up) buh there COULD be something vicious in that small body - however - i have never 'experienced' her attacks... 'play' fights sure - i mean baby tigers like to play also - but who knows... plus could someone who names herself jesus.... fight? queer.... Jill
Now she is the exact opposite of brenna - she DOES seem vicious... i mean...shez not great and big but shes got a personality in which she can step all over you with... queer wordings.... but on the outside you know she can hit you - she slaps for no reasons... she abuses people...with her strength and her protective wall that saids "im a girl, you can hurt me" - then outa no where BAM...BUT does she have the shit when it comes to fighting girls? well - thats something we can all ponder about - queer...

the waka survey

Ben - "waka waka waka"

Aaron - waka waka waka waka lollllllllz

Jill - no responce - 'um...sorry?'

Pilla - Sang Zahng Wang (taught by jill)

Jessie - 'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka - hehehehe'

Sevvy - no responce

Brenna - goes on about something else - ignores it

Andrew - just goes on about no school

Sang - 'Are you ok?'

By all this in a way you can tell how each persons attitude towads my weirdness.

Aaron - enjoyz da weirdness...acts weird back - fun fun
Jill - refuses to even acknowledge my waka's. refuses to look 'weird' no fun - ickypoo
Pilla - takes it to the next level and makes other rhymes
Jessie - lyk aaron enjoys and acts weird back - fun fun
Sevvy - stupid jackazz leavez w/o sayin nuttin
Brenna - also has no comments about it - figures its just 'one ob those nitez'
Andrew - shows no concern about it - just goes on about school closing
Sang - shows her concern for she doesnt know me too well- at least not my weird side...

#%AARON MARGEVICH + MICHAEL LIN%#

S. U. G. E. M. S. (Shut Up Gandhi E-mail Service) presents: Gandhi Slamfest

LMN --> A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. Now that Ankeet is jealous with envy, I shall proceed to bruise his ego. Here are some words we can be sure of are not used on the label of Chef Boyardi canned foods:
"offense"
"damn"
"Brenna"
Anyways, who's this Brena girl? Is she hot? If so, how the hell does Gandhi know her. "Red84Sktle" is that Westwood or Blizzard? How long have you known English, Gandhi? Were you learning while you wrote that e-mail?

Here's a little story for Ankeet's amusement: Johnny accidentally broke a damn one day. He started running and ran into offense. He had some trouble hopping of the fense but eventually overcame it. Johnny saw Brena Haze and warned her about the oncoming deluge-wait I'm sorry Gandhi, the onslaught-oh shit, may bad again, the lots and lots of water headed their way.

Aaron --> Gandhi, I can understand your troubles with spelling the word "offense". I mean it is a difficult word to spell...for a third grader. Even if you are having troubles with complicated words like "the" and "is", you could at least use a dictionary, or as you might call it, a "derictionarary". By the way, what kind of game is called "Red84Sktle". Quite frankly, I believe that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, and that includes Chris Ma's comments during Social Studies and Lunch. You should be viciously smacked in the mouth, preferably by Will Ferrell.

Conclusion --> Some people should seek extra schooling......not Gandhi, no one can help him. In the case of people like him, he should find a mute person to speak for him, it would improve his speech many times over. Does anyone know if Gandhi's stupidity extends beyond verbal impediments? I like if he has trouble opening revolving doors. Ankeet is a prime example of when God (Vishnu) gets lazy. Isn't there an expression for people like Gandhi? Oh yea, ideeit. "gandhi styyyle"

P.S. Don't worry Gonddy, not everyone can be an Ine-stine.

&WAYNE LIU&

Guiness Book of World Records 2001 Most Flaws During A Series Of Stage Performances:

China Night 2001

1. sound system: made in china
2. super fake sword play
3. jon lee's yo-yo: made in china
4. jon lee's yo-yo skills: learned in china
5. little children appearing in the fashion show
6. super fake breakdancing
7. _________’s breasts: made in taiwan