20th Century Fox

Natalie Portman

Hayden Christensen

Ahemnd Best

AOTC is about a luxery star-liner about to set on it's maiden voyage from the planet Britain. This ship, the Titanicon. Anakin, whom left the Jedi Council, wins tickets in a card game. Well, not acutally won, but brutaly stole and butchered the original ticket holders. Anywho, Anakin and his hispanic friend, Don Farto, makes their way on the ship for an adventure of a galaxy.

On the ship, Anakin meets his long time illegal love interest, Padme. They get some action going, but nothing sexual. Anakin is a closted homosexual case. They have some funny scenes together and the love story gets really interesting when Padme reveals her secret love for Gungans.

Without giving away the ending, lets just say the Titanicon hits a meteor and sinks into a sun.

Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman were very wooden actors throughout this movie, quite literaly. Lucas ran out of money and the two were replaced by manikins. Manikin Hayden and manikin Portman were so wooden, it was hard to feel Anakin's homosexual desires and Padme's disturbing need for cheese.

Ahemnd Best reprises his role as Jar Jar Binks; the jealous fiance of Padme. He gets into some whacky mishaps too, as in dying...he dies.

This movie sucked beyond balls, but whatever. It's Star Wars.

I have converted to the PWOT system of rating, therefore I give this movie my highest rating: