 End of an dream, Dreamcast finally laid to rest
 Today, sometime in September of last year, the Dreamcast Gaming Console from Sega was laid to rest. The Playstation 2 by Sony, brutally raped the Dreamcast in its anal canal
during the holiday season. *Gasp* you say? Gasp tis not. The Dreamcast was doomed to fail. Do you know why? Because, Sega laid a needlessly retarded, and confusing conspiracy for the its downfall.
What is the conspiricay you ask? I don't know know, that is why I will be talking about the awesome capabilities of the Sony Playstation 2! Holy Odin! This mess is out of this friggin' world dawg. The
controller is black! I'm sure you NAACP people can celebrate your victory for that. And it can play DVDs! Whoa, one exclaimation point isn't enough. And it can play DVDs!!!!!!! Wow. I almost burst
a capillary in my giggle stick.
Anywho, I just talked about the awesome hardware, now lets talk about software. Wow, I can honestly say Metal Gear Solid looks so much sharper with the backward capabilities of the PS2. Yeah,
so what if i haven't played a single PS2 game. I'm playing PS1 games, with sharper images. Wheeee! this is so exciting. Eat my crotch Dreamcast!!! KILL DREAMCAST, PS2!!! DUAL SHOCK NOW!!!
Haha! Awesome.
Back to the subject at hand. The Dreamcast is gone. Forever. One or two more games will be released into the wild and finally, the Dreamcast will be buried at Arilington National Cemetary in Washington D.C. The Dreamcast will be given a twenty-five gun
salute. Thats the number of units they sold, by the way. And will be buried next to other rejects this country pooped out: Ronald McDonald, Charlie Chaplin, and Benedict Arnold....the cartoon character.
So long Dreamcast. You piece of shit....so long.
~Tekashi, Disgrunteled Correspondant.~
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