Well this day was über intense. Actually, the intensity of the past few days has crossed the line. Damn you, line. It started off a slow day. I was supposed to try and read at least 100 pages in my AP English book. I’m lazy though and I put things off till the last minute. So I didn’t read at all. Ryan, like IMed me on AIM and was like, “you guys so have to come over today.” He said he was going under cover or something. I didn’t understand until later in the day what he meant. It turns out that he dyed his hair like black but instead it came out a dark blue color. Also, he dyed his eyebrows the same color, which looked funny. Although, before I left to Ryan’s house, I received an important phone call. It was Deanne and she wanted me to help network the two computers at her work. Seeing as I am certified in the crossover networks and the fact that I like doing things such as this. I was like, “ok.” I don’t think that was convincing enough because she was like, “If today is not good we can do it tomorrow or something or whenever you feel.” We argued awhile about when I could come and set it up. It didn’t really matter to me. So like she made it apparent that today would be better because she didn’t really want to work or something. By this time, Steve didn’t have any idea what was going on and just showed up at my house. I told him that I’m not going because I am certified. Steve left after about 10 minutes or so and right after I get a call from Deanne who was outside my house. So we left to her work so I could inspect the two computers to see what I needed. All I needed was a 25ft crossover cable. We left to go get the cable from Fry’s Electronics. We made a stop at Taco Bell to get something to eat. I didn’t get anything except some water. I’m not allowed to eat the Taco Bell since the accident. So anyway, we got to Fry’s Electronics and I realized that the one we went to sucked. I didn’t know where anything was. When we finally found the cables, we started to doubt that 25ft would be enough. We got it anyway and then walked to the CD section. On our way there I saw this giant Mario statue thing. This was the greatest thing ever that you could find at Fry’s. When we were done looking at the CDs we decided to purchase our item and leave. Only problem with that was, the checkout area was hiding. We had to ask someone where it was. Yeah so anyway, we paid and left. When we got back to the place of business we had to figure out where to put the cable. Deanne decided that we should drill a hole in the middle of the wall. That was like the funniest thing ever. So basically we drilled the hole and put the cable through it and plugged them into the computers. Then I configured the computers. One of them was easy to do because it was running the XP. Then came the somewhat hard part that wasn’t that hard, the other computer had ME on it, and ME is the devil’s pet. Well anyway, I set up their LAN and then we left. On the way back I was going to go to the mall with her but instead she decided that I should get my permit finally. On the way to the MVD she gave me an envelope that contained the money. I didn’t really want the money because I like just helping with things. We got to the MVD and I had to like fill out this form and stuff and they checked my eyes to make sure I could see. Yeah so anyway I took the test and I FAILED. That’s great because the test is weak. So like then we went to Jamba Juice. That place is great and it smells like a fruit. After we left the place, Deanne dropped me off at home and I became bored. After about 30 minutes I called Steve. Steve came over and asked where we were going. I don’t know these things. We decided to get Alex and then go to Ryan’s house. When we got to Ryan’s house, his dad answered the door. He was like, “Hey guys,” and got Ryan. Ryan’s dad is cool. He looks like Bruce Willis, maybe because, he is Bruce Willis. Yeah I just had to add that. Yeah so when I saw Ryan I just laughed. His eyebrows looked intense. We still didn’t know what we were doing. Then suddenly, someone said, “Lets take out the sign.” The sign is a bastard and should never have been made. To take out the sign, we went to Alex’s house to pick up his fireworks and stuff. We got the explosive devices and then went to Ryan’s park. While there we lit like one firework thing and left. I don’t know why. We then went to another park and used a few more. While there, Ryan lit a M90 fuse and became enslaved by the fiery glow. Point is, he didn’t throw it. He just held on to it. BAMMMMM!!!!! Yeah we all became deaf and Ryan’s hand got blown off. There was so much blood spewing everywhere. Ehh it’s ok, he is Ryan. We decided to leave that park, also. On the way out, I set a firework off and held it myself. It was intense because it like melted my flesh. Yeah also, at one point I had the black powder in my hand and I was like, “Alex light it on fire.” He stuck the match and then impaled my hand with it. Also, he broke the sulfur part off in my hand. So I’m just standing there gazing at my hand and its little ball of heat. After a few seconds I realize that it could burn so I dug out the red sulfur that was slowly burning a hole through my hand. Well anyway, we went back to the other park and lit off like 30 firecrackers all at once. It sounded like the automatic gun fire. Yeah then we left again and proceeded to Kevin’s apartment. When we got there no one said anything about the fireworks. Kevin let us in and got back on his computer. It’s funny because Alex exploded a black cat next to Kevin’s ear and we kept blowing them up in his apartment. Kevin told us that his mom was coming home soon and that we should leave. Kevin’s mom is crazy and tried to bite me once. Yeah so we go outside and Kevin like jumps on the back of Steve’s car all crazy. So Alex gets out and starts chasing him. When he is doing this Kevin’s mother drives up. She started yelling hard out of the car window. “Who the hell is that?” We told Alex to get back in, and we drove off. Five minutes later, Kevin calls us and tells us his mom left and to come back over. So we did. When we got there, we stayed outside and blew up more. We lit one firecracker and like it were a dud, or so we thought. A couple minutes later, a car drove by and it went off, scaring the driver beyond belief. Then we went up into his apartment to find a container of some sort. When we found one, we cut open the firecrackers and put all the powder in the container with some other explosive devices. We put it in the middle of the street and lit it on fire. It so exploded for like 10 minutes. Some Asian lady walked by because she was taking out the trash. She didn’t like this and called the police. By the time the police got there, we were so gone. Kevin was all alone with the police. He told us that the officer was hot. It was probably a guy. Also, there was a complaint made at the front office. Kevin so told his mom that I did it all and like now I’m not allowed over there and she is getting a restraining order on me. INTENSE!
