Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray!!

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future!!

Yo mama like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded!!

Yo mama like the pillbury doughboy--everyone gets a poke!

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing
up!

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!

Yo mama is like a doorknob everybody gets a turn!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down!

Your mama is so fat:

When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

When she dances she makes the band skip.

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor
gave her 13 years to live.

She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. (<- clearly the winner)

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

She has to iron her pants on the driveway.

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that
say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four
sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's
1002's.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go
down.

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around
her.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for
her.

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get
a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to
take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to
everyone.