Good day boys and girls, I'm Doc. Yeah that's me name. Cause I'm half a physcho already.

Me fiend here asked me to put something on his website cause well his website stinks, doesn't it? Just some bullshit about himself. I wonder who cares about what he wrote? He's even lying about his last name. His parents would kill him if they knew how to get online. Hey by the way that pic in the background is award-winner Avril Lavigne, me future girlfriend, I just dumped that childish Britney last year. Anyways here's some advice from the Doc himself. Take me words seriously, will ya!

Problem With Guy At School
- Fight him until you end in hospital and you realize that you are not afraid of him and he realizes the same.

Problem with your parents
- Come to dinner with just your underwear on, and if they ask you what's wrong, just tell them that you love them.

In 90% of the cases it doesn't work? Why? Cause usually you become scared half way through it. But the Doc tells ya not to be afraid, why should ya when ya have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Peace.

Respect. And this gay's site will be good one day...Bwa ha ha ha ha ha.

EDIT: Morale: Don't ever give someone else permission to work on your website.