"The problem with black people is, you can't see them at night" -Cesar Contrares
"If I were Mexican I'd kill myself" -Derek Epps
"Lets drink to this movie" -Brock Dirks
[Was just told what a hot karl is]"Every time I've done that...I think to myself,'There should be a word for this.'" -Jim Leugers
"You're like a straight Welty." -Isaiah Stultz
"I'm trying to fuck this shit up." -Katy Swiss
"Cripples are my black people." -Steve Mayoras
"In Florida we call black people Canadians so we can talk about them and they don't know we're talking about them" -Eric Snyder
"I miss you too.... who is this?" -Lucious Brown
"I'll give you a few minutes to wash the stank off your hang down" -Rich Lidstrom
"Bull shit my friend, you get Sid Haig" -Austin Atteberry
"I need you like a gorilla needs a banana." -Dan Swiss
"Did somebody say anal penetration" -Dan Swiss
"Why do I see white" -Dan Swiss
"For a minute there I was proud of you guys." -Dan Swiss
"Didn't you get poop on your pee pee?" -Dan Swiss
"Put it in the bramble." -Dan Swiss
"This CD's gonna suck isn't it" -Dan Swiss
"What? Are there black people over there?" -Dan Swiss
"It's like you're retarded" -Jim Leugers
"What you guys don't know is I have 50 of these" -Isaiah Stultz
"Quit coming, I'm trying to sleep" -Isaiah Stultz
"I've never seen such cockteasery." -Steve Mayoras