We have just created the newest on-line campus for all of you without a diploma! And it is totally WORTHLESS, just like your college degrees you can get from us later!
This program is perfect for teens who are too lazy to attend class, ex-cons who dropped out, or even people just too dumb to graduate school.
Our principal will be more than happy to work with you on all situations!
Best of all, look all the fun you can have here at Generic High!
See our special viewing rooms!
Make sure to visit the physical ed. department!
Just don't make the coach mad at you!
Just get that diploma now, because everyone needs a degree!
