Our Background Makes the Difference

Department Heads

* Drinking Sciences, Captain James Morgan, Ph.D.

* Redneck Studies, Bubba T. Dilford, Ph.D.

* Sexual Studies, Big Daddy Wilson, Ph.D.

* Spirituality, Rev. Ike Swaggart, DD.

* Professional Wresting, Dr. Mad Dog Simpson

* Paranormal Sciences, Harry Balls, Ph.D.

* Know it All Sciences, Jefferson Alton Jordon VI.

* Gambling Arts, Easy Eddie LaFountain, MGA.

* Talk-Show Studies, Ricki Springer, Ph.D.

* Smoking Sciences, Trisha Inhale, Ph.D.

* Eboniks, M.C. Talk-A-Lot, Degree Pending

* Law and Justice, Judge Mills Lame, J.D.

* Home Medicine, Granny, No Degree

* Education, MR. Wilber Macky, Ed.S.

Professors

• Dr. John Amos, Redneck Culture, Grad. 1941, Trinity University
• Dr. Steve Austin, Redneck Culture- Wrestling Arts, Grad. 1994 Stone Cold University
• Dr. Spice Bottoms, Sexual Studies, Grad, 1995, Vivid University
• Rev. Jerry Bulz, Paranormal Studies, Grad, 1974, PULC
• Dr. Frank Cummings, Sexual Studies, Grad, 1979, Lustful University
• Dr. Buford D. Justice, Redneck Culture, Grad, 1964, Redman College
• Dr. Terrance Kennedy, Drinking Arts, Grad, Mass. Drinking Institute
• Lara Lust, Sexual Studies, Grad, 1999, Squeaky Bed College
• Dr. Lao Ching Duo, Paranormal Studies, 1949, University of Mongolia
• Dr. Bobby Sue Mullens, Redneck Studies, 1983, Gainesville State University
• Rev, Dr. Nappy Dogg Hustler MC, Paranormal Sciences-- Spirituality, 1994, ULC, 1994, Harlem College
• Larry Noes, Know It All Studies-- all other dpts as well.
• Dr. Chase Pusi, Sexual Studies, 1998, Oral State College
• Dr. Boris Smirnoff, Drinking Arts, 1942, University of Siberia
• Laird Duncan Wallace, Drinking Arts--Sexual Studies, 1968, Highland University
• hon. Dr. Mic Foley, Wrestling Arts, 1982, WWF University
• Suki Lung Tyme, Sexual Studies, 1999, Blowme Technical College
• Dr. William Jefferson Bush, Know it All Studies, 1969, Ole Ark. University
• H. Frederick, Redneck Sciences, 1979, Flora-Bama University (Orange Beach, AL.)
• Rev. Puking Guts, DD., Drinking Arts- 1998, ULC- 1978, Studio 54 University
• Dr. Sammy Swinger, Gambling Arts- Spirituality- 1972, Grand Casino State University
• hon. Dr. X-Pac, Wrestling Arts, 1994 WWF University
• Lisa Craps, PhD., Gambling Arts -- Sexual Studies, 1991, Golden HorseShoe U, 1993, MoonLight College
• Slap Nutz Jarrett, Wrestling Arts, Know it All Studies, 1999, WCW College

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