Since the Pledge of Allegiance
and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed
in most public schools anymore
because the word "God" is mentioned....
a kid in Arizona wrote the NEW School prayer.

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple,
orange or green,
That's no offense;
it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific,
the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud
are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no
faith at all.
In silence alone
we must meditate,
God's name is
prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and
dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses,
tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but
FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book
makes me liable.
We can elect a
pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,'
our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach
right from wrong,
We're taught that such
"judgments" do not belong.
We can get our condoms
and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires
and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments
are not allowed,
No word of God
must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot;
My soul please take!
Amen