But all this shooting makes him hungry. He heads over to the nearest burger king to rob them for a #3 combo meal.
But once he gets there, he is distracted by a small child, crying in the burger place.
He quickly grabs the kid and begins throttling it.
Then runs hastily out of the door to his parked car, where he shoves the kid in the trunk.
Deciding that he would much rather eat some pizza rolls (with lots of extra cheese on top), he heads over and gets some from Wilfred Death's Mom.
He knows that he can't finish off all Wilf's Mom's pizza rolls by himself, so he comes to see me at work and gives me some.
However, on his way home, he decides to take a shortcut through an abandoned warehouse, a block past a frat house. No sooner does he enter the warehouse when he is attacked by.... MIDGETS WITH CLEAVERS!
Thinking fast, however, he takes control of the situation with his trusty gun, and soon has the midgets in his trunk.
After all of this stress, he heads over to his grilfriend's house for some downtime. Look at what a cute couple they are.
It looks like they could use a little time alone. So, let us be off, and maybe we will continue our adventures another day.
