The night opens up in Chicago, Illinois. Instead of a jam packed house. There's only about 40 people out. Nobody in sight. No fans at all. The XWF is fading out fast. Months ago. Years ago it seems. They were all over the world, and doing big things. Maybe it was all a dream. Only 40 people? Hell, there's 26 Hall of Famers. They should be surrounding the ring. But, they are not. They are all disappointed. Most have given up on the place they use to love. Someone like "RAGE" isn't in the Hall of Fame. Tonight, in front of 40 people strong .. he gets to face Arch Angel. That's right "The Arch Angel" Damien. The man, the monster they have all been waiting for. Has Rage been phased out? Has ARCH ANGEL taken his spot as the new beast of fire? Tonight they face in an INFERNO MATCH for the 1st time ever.
Also, we have Dark Stranger in his debut against XWF veteran, Ryan Ryder. And appearently "Ryder Fever" is spreading once again. But, some believe Dark Stranger in his first match in XWF history will come out victorious at Collision Course. It happens tonight!!
COMING UP NEXT: We have a lot in store for you guys.
Including:
Carlos A. Shotgun vs. "The Original" .. for the #1 Contender for the XWF World Title, and this just in --- if The Original wins .. the hall of fame will be erased, and replaced with only ONE NAME.. "The Original" will be the only one to grace the XWF walls. The Hall of Fame will all be his .. and the XWF Hall of Fame will read only one name from now on: "The Original". However, if Carlos Shotgun wins, with his wife Sasha Shotgun by his side as always, maybe not there at the match itself, but she will be there in spirit at the United Center to cheer her husband on!!! And if Carlos Shotgun wins... "The Original" never wrestles again. It will have been officially over for "The Original" Jericho.. for "The Legend that is The Original" it'll all end today, and not only will Carlos A. Shotgun be the new #1 contender for the XWF World Title. But, he will have retired, and would at that very moment end the pathetic career of "The Original" Jericho for good, and thus becoming one step closer to regaining the XWF World Heavyweight Championship once again!!!
Don't forget also on the way "WAR MACHINE" challenges anyone to a Lions Den match, will anyone answer the challenge??
The XWF #1 Contendership for the Tag Team Titles will also be up for grabs.. in what was just signed by Shawn Taylor as a 4-way #1 Contendership match. It'll be an elimination style match and the 4 teams involved... are big ones!!!
THAT'S RIGHT:
It'll be ... The former 4-time XWF Tag Team Champions, The Guerillas vs. the former XWF Tag Team Champions, who retired as the champions back in 2006, The Wreckin' Crew vs. the former 2-time XWF Tag Team Champions, Full Authority .. and that means the return of Tommy Ravnos, and Jesse Jones happens tonight!! .. vs. the 4th team involved in all this chaos .. The Happy Go Luckies return!! They will look to mix it up, and definitely bring their best tonight .. in this FATAL FOUR WAY -- XWF #1 Contendership for the Tag Team Titles.
Speaking of the one half of Tag Team Champions, Stephen Blood. He was also the King of Xtreme for 2010, and is already an XWF Hall of Famer. He will be squaring off against the XWF World Champion, envoking his right to get his XWF World Title shot, and it happens tonight in Chicago, Illinois.. in front of these 40 jokers, and it happens .. real soon!!
But, the other half of the Tag Team Champions, Crimson Tide. He was last spotted being defeated, literally slammed thru a glass door at King Of Xtreme .. and went on to lose to his tag team partner, in Stephen Blood. It was quite the brutal contest, and now Crimson Tide has set his sights on anyone who's in the way. What will happen tonight at COLLISION COURSE??
Meanwhile, The XWF World Champion, Chris Falkenyork .. who just went thru "The Mad Dogg" Jesse Jones, and "The Original" Jericho .. at King of Xtreme 2010, .. is looking forward to taking on Stephen Blood, and defending his title.. his honor.. against STEPHEN BLOOD! Here tonight. It all goes down, and what will he have to say about this situation, if anything at all? Collision Course has caught us all of guard. It is so underground, only 40.. well, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45... people have heard about this event so far.... make that 46, 47, ... 48, 49 .. people have heard about this event, and are filing in here at the United Center for what should be the greatest event to start off the 2011 season.
On deck for 2011: We have a lot in store for you indeed!!!
It'll be ...
Xtreme Battle Zone .. matches to be announced.. for February ..
we will also have Xtreme Mania 2011 scheduled for April ..
.. Iron Man scheduled for June, .. and .. Triple Play planned for the fall season ...
it should be quite the treat for the XWF!!
Don't forget one of the biggest matches, if not the biggest match of all.. MARS almost forced in to a corner.. backed in to a wall so-to-speak.. to take on not only Shiru Vanchiez.. a man he barely defeated at King of Xtreme ,,, but, also the man who might have arranged this whole thing, possibly, well, not by accident.. but, "TV-MA" Mark Adkins had an idea in what he was doing, and he had more than a finger in this sticky situation. He was the one who provoked it all, and pushed all the right buttons on his "TV Must Air" show .. when he set up Shiru and Mars for what would become a TRIANGLE MATCH here tonight.. the first pinfall or submission wins the contest.. you can't win by countout, or dq .. of course this being an "Xtreme Rules" match .. as are all the matches here tonight at "COLLISION COURSE".. in front of what's growing to become .. 73 strong .. make that .. 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79,80,81,82,83,84 .. strong Bob.. lots of people filing in, and Flo Stanley is backstage with Blah.
Flo.
Flo: "Blah!"
Blah: ?
BLAH!!
.Flo kicks it to Mitch Keller, and he drops it.
So Mitch Keller pitches it, to this guy .. Arn Anderson of the four horsemen, no.. it's former XWF Color Commentator, "James Shaw", and where is that ol' piece of shit.. Alex "Cool" Beans? I mean, he was "COOL". He was actually cool. And it's been reported that Shawn Taylor who is acting GM. Who was the General Manager the whole time has now fired "The King" and J.R. He has now replaced them with former play by play analyst, James Shaw, and his good ol' pal Alex "Cool" Beans will be on the headset as well tonight!!
It all goes down at COLLISION COURSE.
Here we go BOSTON! Here we go ... "BOOM" BOOM!!
What happend to SWEET HOME, Chicaggooo ??
The Bulls fans are also filing in, as they are confused... .. they thought the game would be on the big screen, and they are filing in 1 by 1 .. just a bunch of Derrick Rose fans. Here they are.. 101, .. 102, 103, 104.. they are coming in by the hundreds now. 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700 people.. all piling in, and they are getting ready for what should be a show. RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!
A life time of therapy after this mess. XWF presents: COLLISION COURSE.
The one we been waiting for. The show with all the gutso. Lets waste no more time. We have already!
COMING UP SOON:
"TV MA" Mark Adkins vs. Mars vs. Shiru Vanchiez ... TRIANGLE MATCH!!!
2 of them are Hall of Famers..
1 of them should be ...
after tonight... if "The Original" Jericho has anything to say about it .. it'll no longer be a Hall of Fame with a list full of 26 names.. but, only ONE now.. his .. "THE ORIGINAL". That could happen tonight, as he challenges Carlos A. Shotgun fresh off a victory at King of Xtreme against the bizarre "TV MA" Mark Adkins who he had a feud with all through 2011. Now, Carlos Shotgun has to focus, and set his sights on not only becoming the new #1 contender.. but, retiring The Original's ass for good!!
Now, the TIME HAS COME!!.. Lets get to it ...
Quick, and easy. Slow, and painless. The results for the undercard are as follows:
The Dark Stranger came out to disturbing music and gets no responce from the 1,272 people in the crowd now. Then Ryan Ryder comes out, and "RYDER FEVER" is definitely spreading once again thru the XWF hallways. With 2,878 strong spread out throughout the United Center! COLLISION COURSE is getting started off right. Ryan Ryder talks trash on the mic. But, Dark Stranger stops it with a quick foot to the jaw. He then lifts Ryder up, and drops him jaw first on the turn buckle. He kicks him in the gut, and Ryan Ryder quickly reverses it on Dark Stranger, and hits him with a slick Neckbreaker!! Ryan Ryder starts posing, and positions himself to go for the victory right away. He's looking for that Ryde or Die right now!! But, Dark Stranger turns around, and stomps on Ryan Ryder's foot. Dark Stranger then kicks him in the gut, and executes a devestating Tomb Stone Piledriver!!
Dark Stranger covers "The Real Deal" Ryan Ryder up ... for the 1, 2, 3!!
Dark Stranger wins the match, and Alex "Cool Beans" is estatic!! He is soo happy his favorite new superstar one. Dark Stranger is a winner here in the XWF!! And he just one his first match ... he will be going on to the Xtreme Battle Zone matchup. Big time for big time players baby!! The XWF Xtreme Battle Zone only happens ONCE IN A LIFETIME!! And in 2011.. it's back for the first time since 2005 .. ...
Up next, here we go. It's "The Arch Angel" Damien vs. Rage -- INFERNO Match --
What happend with Rage by the way??
What you mean??
Where has he been? I'm not sure.
He should be out here, setting an example for these young kids. Instead "Arch Angel" is out here, causing a ruckus, and Rage has nothing to say about it. Nothing at all. And this is "Collision Course". Rage seemed like a shoe-in for the 2011 nominees for the XWF Hall of Fame. With a career that stretched over an 8 year span .. he had some big matches, and terrific feuds. He captured a few belts along the way. But, Joey Kincaid got in the hall of fame instead of him. Well, after tonight.. .. after "The Original" faces Carlos A. Shotgun .. there might no longer be a Hall of Fame. Joey Kincaid, Xavier Summers, Shawn Taylor himself will be out of the XWF Hall of Fame.. it all lies in the hands of Carlos Shotgun tonight in out #1 Contendership for the XWF World Title.
Also, Chris Falkenyork does battle with the man who won the right to become the #1 Contender, and get a shot at any PPV he wanted, Stephen Blood. That MAIN EVENT is on the way!! But, up next..
Arch Angel comes out to some dark music. With fire balls raging from the corners, the rafters, everywhere.. fire balls exploding!! Then Rage comes out next, and he gets a nice ovation from the 32 kids in the crowd.. because, the other 5,678 people went to take a piss when they realized Rage was coming out here next to face Arch Angel in this very INFERNO Match. It starts off well. With Rage trying to talk himself out of this. But, Arch Angel won't have it. He slaps the taste out of Rage's mouth. Rage gets angry, wearing street clothes, .. and tries to swing back. Arch Angel blocks it. And suddenly Fire RAGES from all around the ring!! The ropes almost catch fire. There is FLAMES flying up everywhere. Arch Angel is laughing. Simply laughing at this XWF Veteran, Rage. He just smiles at this young man. He grabs him by the throat, lifts him off the ground, and literally choke slams him in to the flames!!! Rage catches fire immediately. His face catches fire!!! MY GAWD!! MY GAWD!! Rage's face catches fire. He caught fire!! Alex "Cool" Beans says.. and states the obvious, "That's not COol man." But it is cool sort of. It's kind of cool. And Arch Angel has won this match!!
That's it.. the winner of this INFERNO Match.. goes to .. "The Arch Angel" Damien.
And seeing what I saw from Dark Stranger earlier, and Arch Angel Damien just now. I say these 2 form a Tag Team. Go after the TAG TEAM titles!!!. Why not?? Those 2 look like a force. Seperate they are badass. Together-- they could be a force to be wreckon with'
Speakin of Wreckon' .. I WRECKON'.. that up next.. it's the #1 Contendership for those very XWF Tag Team Titles.
We cut backstage after EMT's rush out to wrap RAGE's face up in gauze. He looks pretty burnt up. Looks pretty damn bad if you ask James Shaw our color commentator. But, backstage there's another story going on.
CHECK THIS ONE OUT:
Hampton claims he just dropped cell phone in the trash at "XWF Build Up". Crimson Tide barges in, and says he never had any problem with Jon Hampton. In fact, he himself thought he was "The Chosen One" .. guess he was wrong. The match is off, and "The Crimson One" claims he has more important things to handle.
Jon Hampton doesn't look insulted. He doesn't look much like anything at all. "The Ultimate One", "The Chosen One", Jon "THE MAN" Hampton lost to "The Mad Dogg" Jesse Jones back at Xtreme Mania: Decade. It was Xtreme Mania 2010, and it was the grand daddy of them all. It was a Hell in a Cell, Ironman match!! Headling 2 of the XWF greats. But, Jon Hampton let everyone down, and Jesse Jones walked away victorious that night. Hitting The Jay Walk with virtually no time remaining. Just enough to go up 2-1 .. with 3 seconds left, and become an XWF World Champion for the 1st time in his career!! Jon Hampton and Jesse Jones had a nice feud in 2008. A hell of a feud that led to 2 men Main Eventing that special ONE NIGHT ONLY event in 2010! However, in 2011 ... Jesse Jones is forced to tag up with his former partner, .. Tommy Ravnos.
Backstage before the match Jesse Jones is talking with Mitch Keller and says "this is an outrage!! I shouldn't be in this. Involved in any of this!! I don't want my name on this like you do. Do you?? HUH? I Wanted to retire XWF World Champion.. I started this company, and I could end it!! I ruled the top of the world with Tommy Ravnos as FULL AUTHORITY .. and now you want to bring us back? Rubbish! Hog wash I say!! This is bullshit!! What is this?? Tommy. We aren't facing these bums tonight... are we?? .... Tommy Ravnos says, quite plainly, "I DON'T THINK SO."
But, suddenly they are tapped on the ass cheeks by The Happy Go Luckies. We'll see you out there pals!!
That match for the #1 Contendership for the Tag Team Titles.. goes down .. NEXT!!
But, wait a minute here. Set outside near the crowd who is starting to gather. It looks like 15,000 strong out in the United Center now .. out here in Chicago, Illinois for this 2011 XWF special PPV event, "COLLISION COURSE". , .. there's an Octagon set up!! It's an 8-sided cage if you will, and it appears that is War Machine getting ready for LIONS DEN match.
War Machine is in the ring. Hungry. Not angry! Not desperate. He won the award for "Wrestler of the Decade" a few months back .. he defeated The Phan in a strap match at ONE NIGHT ONLY, "Xtreme Mania: Decade" our special 2010 pay per view event. But, just like what happend later that night. The Lights go out on War Machine. But, unlike last time during that XWF Tag Team Title LADDER MATCH ... this time .. Crimson Tide hasn't struck War Machine when the lights were out...
Instead, ...
When the Lights Come back on. .. not only is there suddenly like 24,842 people in the crowd now supporting the XWF for surviving over 13 years to get to this moment. But, Crimson Tide is also in the ring now with War Machine. But, no baseball bat.. Crimson Tide is just ready to go, and War Machine smiles. He smiles big, and he smiles wide. He SMILES. .. they duke it out, and it ends with War Machine forcing Crimson Tide to tap out to a Rear Naked Chokehold. War Machine goes crazy. smearing Crimson Tide's facepaint on his own chest!
THAT'S IT. War Machine has come back, and redeemed himself. An original Hall of Famer. A member of the Original 7 Hall of Famers that saw... Sam Hill, Carlos Shotgun, Jesse Jones, Number 8, Mars, War Machine, and John Studd inducted .. there was no one else. Just 7 XWF Hall of Famers!! And War Machine was one of them. But, in 2010, the list grew to an astounding 26 Hall of Famers. As a 2008 class of 6 special men were inducted.. bringing the list to 13, and then another 13 were inducted making the list a grand total of 26 XWF Hall of Famers. Names including, such as: The Blood Brothers, The Guerillas, Chris Benoit, Chris Falkenyork, Kamakazee Ken, Hardkore Northrup, ... but, now.. that could all change tonight-- when "The Original squares off against Carlos A. Shotgun in our very own #1 Contendership for the XWF World Championship. THAT'S Tonight!!!!
Right now.. in the ring .. we have all 4 Tag Teams surrounding the ring ready to do battle. It's The Guerillas in one corner.. they are here for a very important reason. The Wreckin' Crew is also here to defend their name in this tag team division.. the team of Jesse Jones, and Tommy Ravnos return to form Full Authority-- forced by Shawn Taylor our General Manager.. to come out of retirement, and defend their name, and honor .... also, the Happy Go Luckies.. a flamboyant pair of men if you will... ready to do battle-- that's set to go right now!!
The Fatal-4 Way for the #1 Contendership for the Tag Team Titles is set to begin. And the XWF crowd full of nearly 38,646 people now. These 4 teams set to do battle.. Happy Go Luckies chase Full Authority out of the building pretty much. It's down to Guerillas vs. Wreckin' Crew. Lights go out again! When they come on... all four men are laid out, and Crimson Tide has a bat in hand, with the XWF Tag Team strap slung over his shoulder. He places that Tag Team belt the middle of the ring, and walks away. As the fans boo him the entire way back up the ramp.
What a dumb match fans say. Not again some say. Didn't Crimson Tide just get his ass kicked by War Machine, and tap out to "The Wrestler of the Decade" .. and what's he doing back out here? This is dumb. You are SO Dumb. For Real. Better hide your wife. Hide your kids.
Crimson Tide is trying to set an example for these losers. These men who are supposed to represent something great... the XWF. But, it takes the 1st wrestler to sign with the XWF to make the XWF crowd remember that! ... Since 1998, the XWF doors have been open, and the 1st stable ever formed was lead by "The Crimson One", Crimson Tide. When he formed the KORT. Better known as the Knights Of the Round Table. But, tonight .. in 2011.. he looks done. He just ambushed this special #1 Contendership for the Tag Team Titles. The very Tag Team Titles that were rewarded to Crimson Tide, and F'N Legend Stephen Blood after they outlasted 8 other men in a Ladder Match at "Xtreme Mania: Decade" to become to new Tag Team Champions.
But, tonight is a different story.
Up next we have .. The Triangle Match! ..
"TV MA" Mark Adkins vs. Mars vs. Shiru Vanchiez
Mars comes out. says he don't want to do this.
Shiru Vanchiez comes out next.
Mars tells Shiru to check the footage.
Back at "XWF Build Up" a show that witnessed War Machine coming out in an Army Tank, soaking the XWF Owner, Mr. Lucente, the GM, Shawn Taylor, and not to mention Stephen Blood, and Chris Falkenyork with water balloons, and bottles of high quality h2o ... but, also .. the "TV MA" show aired LIVE! and it was Mark Adkins who set the scene to allow Mars to walk right in to his trap. It lead to Shiru Vanchiez being put in a bad spot. Mars, and Adkins got in it .. Shiru attacked Adkins with a brutal spinning heel kick. Then Shiru and Mars were reconciling after their tough contest back at KOX. When suddenly Shiru was ambushed from behind by Adkins. Knocking him in to the unsuspecting Mars. Which lead to Mars hitting Shiru with a belly-to-back suplex. Subsequently Mars took a chair shot to the back of the head from "TV MA" Mark Adkins himself!! Now, this has lead to tonight at Collision Course.
TRIANGLE MATCH
Winner takers all.
Shiru Vanchiez sees the footage. I'm sure he's watched it 20 times since then.
Mars goes to shake Shiru's hand.
Shiru contemplates it. Maybe Mars didn't mean to do what he did and attack Shiru Vanchiez. However, Mars did beat him at "King of Xtreme" 2010. He took his moment, and maybe even ruined his career at that point.
Mars has his hands out there, and Shiru shakes it.
Shiru turns to walk away, and thats when you hear a loud pop from the crowd! as Adkins sneaks in the ring behind MARS.. pushing him right in to Shiru who's back is still turned. Adkins then hops out of the ring, and slides underneath the ring- out of sight. Shiru gets face planted in the lower turnbuckle.
He slowly gets back up, grasping his face. he turns around and looks at Mars across the ring. Mars tries to suggest he didn't do it again. Shiru delivers a spinning heel kick out of nowhere that connects!! Shiru grabs the referee, and tells him to ring the bell. The referee officially starts this match, and Shiru gets down on both knees. He covers up Mars, and pins him for the "1, 2, 3!"
He's done it. Shiru Vanchiez was the 1st to gain a pinfall, and has officially won this TRIANGLE MATCH!! I can't believe it. He redeemed himself from that loss at KOX, and not only that . he avenges those attacks back on the "TV MA" show.
However, "TV-MA" Mark Adkins slides back in the ring as Shiru is facing the crowd now. With his arms raised high celebrating. Suddenly, Shiru Vanchiez feels a tap on his shoulder. It's Mark Adkins! And he dropkicks Shiru right out of the ring! The fans go wild as he demands a mic, and gets one.
"TV-MA" Mark Adkins says clearly, "Enough of this winner takes all garbage. .. .. I'm vying right now .. to end Shotgun's career for good TONIGHT!!"
What is that?? Mark Adkins vows to end the career of Shotgun tonight?? I thought it was Carlos A. Shotgun who was going to end the career of "The Legend that is THE ORIGINAL"?? What's going to happen Alex "Cool" Beans? What's going to happen James Shaw?? Does anyone have an opinion??
We cut backstage where Chris Falkenyork receives a huge POP from the crowd! He gets on the mic with Flo Stanley.
Flo: "Chris, tonight .. you go one-on-one ... with the man who won King of Xtreme ... the F'N Legend, Stephen Blood. How does it feel to know that your 1st title defense.."
York: "Let me cut to the chase Flo! XWF is back, and it's back for good. No merger. No bullshit. Tonight, I take it to Stephen Blood. I show him why I am still the reigning XWF World Champion after all these years... time to show the fans why War Machine wasn't the wrestler of the decade. I am! And tonight -- after I beat Stephen Blood, just after I took it to The Original, and handled Carlos Shotgun back at Xtreme Mania to remain undefeated at that event ... well, who's left after tonight... what, Adkins? Shiru? Please. After tonight.. it's all over .. they realize their destiny was to witness me riding off in to the sunset. XWF World Heavyweight Champion. Period"
That's when Chris Falkenyork glances at the gold draped over his shoulder. He smiles at Flo Stanley and then walks out of view.
Back at ringside, the countdown begins on the BIG SCREEN, and The Original comes out. He waltzes down the ramp, and in to the ring.
The Original: "Okay, Shotgun. I'm a man of my word. Stipulation is still on! Does Shotgun accept? Hall of Fame vs. His Career ...??"
Shotgun doesn't come out. Original says again in front of what appears to be 40, maybe 50,000 strong, "If I win ... the Hall of Fame is erased, and restarted with only ONE NAME at the top of that list... "The Original". If Carlos Shotgun wins, my career ends tonight!! What do you say Shotty?? "
... Still no answer from Shotgun.
The Original: "What are your chicken? That's it. That's right! You're chicken. Much like Mad Dogg, Rage, all those phogies in the back.. you're afraid to face yourself. And you're even more terrified to face me here tonight! Well, that's fine... chicken ... bock- bocckk .. ya little chicken ... keep hiding Carlos .."
Still no answer, and the 55,000 people that are now stuffed inside the United Center .. are boo'ing their asses of. They are tired of waiting, and giving Shotgun a lot of heat right now.
The OriginalL "No, I know what it is... you want your .. personal ring announcer.. ... .. Ricardo Rodriguez .. funny .. he looks much like you Shotty!! Huh?? .. Where's he at? Where's our version of Albert Del Rio? Where's the bad guy oozing Machismo?? Huh? Where's Razor Ramon.. or Carlos Shotgun.. where's he at?? ..... where's Ricardo Rodriguez ... personal guest ring announcer... bring him out here now!!"
We cut backstage where Carlos A. Shotgun is showed locked in his locker room in the back. With a chair in front of the door. Shotgun BUSTS! the door open, and makes his way out.
James Shaw: "He's making his way to the ring Beans. I believe!"
Alex "Cool" Beans: "Buisness is about to pick up!"
From behind the curtains with his theme music blaring is the one and only Carlos Shotgun. He walks down the ring, eyes fixated on The Original with one thing in mind. He gets in the ring. the bell sounds, and they go at it ...
It is a great back, and fourth match. A lot of high intense, high flying, mat technician, straight brawler stryle, one move, after another, counter after counter.. knock 'em down, drag 'em out.. one of the best matches in XWF history!! Fans are on their feet the whole time. What was once 40 fans, .. grew to 55,000+ .. has now reached nearly 69,000 fans, and Carlos Shotgun vs. The Original is everything we thought it would be. One after another! Move after move. Reversal after reversal. They take it outside. Inside. They use the announce table. They use the barricade. The steel steps. No weapons are pulled. No weapons are drawn. No interferences. For 28 straight minutes they beat the hell out of each other. Nobody moves! Everybody is in their seat. Then 80,000 strong on their feet! They keep gathering. They keep coming by the bunches. By the hundreds. By the thousands. XWF fans flock so much. So fast. There's no room to hold them all. Nearly 84,000 try to get jam packed in the United Center for this great COLLISION COURSE contest!! Two of the XWF bests.
The Original can't get the liontamer turned..
Original kicks out of ankle lock ..
The crowd is on their feet! Can Shotgun end his career for good? Could he be the one who does it??
"The Legend that is The Original" reverses a suplex in to a Perfect Plex of his own... 1, 2, .. kick out by Shotgun at the last second!! It was almost over. Much like at "New Beginnings" 2008 when Carlos A. Shotgun took on "The Mad Dogg" Jesse Jones in the last round of the night.. it was the 2nd Chance Championship tournament, and Shotgun only had to defeat Jones once. But, it was Jesse Jones who got the Perfect Plex for the 1st pinfall, and the 2nd pinfall was a bogus Figure Four Leglock .. that saw Carlos Shotgun get distracted for one second, as "The Messiah of Xtreme" better known as "The Game" Triple H .. his theme music hit, and when Carlos Shotgun thought HHH was coming out.. it was enough to get caught with his shoulders down for the 1, 2, 3.
But, tonight.. Shotgun is not only fighting for himself. Forget the people. Forget the crowd. It's not about the fans of the XWF. It's about the Hall of Fame. And maybe not even about all 26 names. Maybe it's not about the other 25 Hall of Famers to Carlos A. Shotgun .. maybe it's about ONE NAME, his own. If he beats "The Original" tonight .. he not only adds retiring The Original to his resume' .. he keeps the Hall of Fame intact .. adds to his already sustained Hall of Fame career, and .. is one step closer to being the XWF World Champion once again!!
Shotgun has the sharp shooter locked on!!
But, The Original eventually reaches the ropes!!
Exhausted. 37 minutes in. The XWF fans all on their feet!!!!
They don't like these 2 men. They need these 2 men.
What is this? From the crowd. Hopping off while Shotgun has The Original in a sideheadlock. It's Mark Adkins!! He hops over the barricade, he ducks near the apron... just as Adkins goes to trip up Carlos Shotgun during the match, but Shotgun reverses the irish whip. and Adkins unknowingly catches The Original's foot instead, tripping him up. Original bounces back to his feet, and starts yelling out at Adkins, "what are you doing you JACKASS?"
Original turns around in to a small package. ...
"..........1.......
............2........
... Adkins breaks it up!! he starts stomping on Shotgun.
The referee rings for the bell.. Original gets pissed as referee says it is a "DQ.. because Shotgun got his pinfall broken up!"
But wait. There's more ..
... Shawn Taylor our acting GM gets on titan tron, and says , "This match will continue!... But, The Original stipulation is off! This is just a straight up contest now. No #1 contendership on the line. no Hall of Fame on the line. no Career on the Line. just One-on-One .."
Original goes right for Shotgun. starts pounding on him. He takes the padding off the turnbuckle, and pushes the ref aside. He goes to sling Shotgun to the corner. But Shotgun reverses. Original catches the bare turnbuckle to the back. He walks forward, in to a boot to the gut from Shotgun ... Shotgun goes to lift the Original up for his crucial finiser, The Bulletbomb.
But, Adkins comes up on the apron, trips up Shotgun as he goes for a Bulletbomb. Allowing the Original to reverse it in to a Codebreaker!!
Oh my god!! That was Nasty!! I can't believe it. I'm calling it now! That was the MOVE OF THE YEAR!! .
2011 just started. Calm down there Beans.
He reverses the Bulletbomb.. to the Codebreaker- - in - -- in mid-air Shaw! Mid-air .. that was the most original thing I've seen all my life. The XWF has a lot of expectations to live up to. That's all I'm saying, and The Original walks away with the victory.
But, what does that mean?? No #1 Contendership. The Hall of Fame remains at 26 Hall of Famers, and The Original career goes on I guess?? No lose situation in this. But, nothing to gain from all of it. What did we just accomplish from this? What was the meaning to any of this?? COLLISION COURSE has simply lived up to the Hype. But, I'm not sure what the Hype even was. What was it Shaw?? I mean, COOL BEANS. You tell me?? What was it Alex? Was it Flo Stanley's present behind the mic backstage?? Was it the debut of Arch Angel, and Dark Stranger? Was it War Machine coming back, and forcing Crimson Tide to tap out in that Lions Den match??? How bout that Shiru Vanchiez victory out of nowhere? OR what just happend? Huh? Think about that!!
What about the Happy GO Luckies, and Full Authority .. were they even pinned? Were they just counted out?? Did Crimson Tide really lay out The Guerillas and The Wreckin' Crew.. 2 XWF Tag Teams that have stood on their own over the past 13 years. I mean, those are 2 of the best Tag Teams Ever... who's the new #1 contender for the Tag Titles now??? Crimson Tide just left his belt in the ring.. I never see Stephen Blood with his Tag Team title .. is this the end of the Tag Team CHAMPIONS?? Is this the end of the Tag Team Division?? And who's the #1 Contender now?? After tonight .. who will be in line for a shot at the XWF World Heavyweight Championship??
Find out soon... on an episode of what the XWF is calling, ..
"Showdown! 2011"
It'll be the first installment of a weekly Showdown! since nearly 2006. It'll be the return of that show on LIVE! network television, and you know HBO is our sponsor this time around.. so anything goes!! But, tune in to find out who will be going on to Xtreme Battle Zone to headline that event, and what exactly the Xtreme Battle Zone is all about this year. Yeah, this time around it changes a little bit, and the formiddable, unforgivable event simply known to some as XBZ is a staple of the XWF.. much like KOX is to us .. much like King of Xtreme 2010 was to Stephen Blood, and the others that participated that night. Much like the "TV MA" Mark Adkins feud with Carlos Shotgun that not only came to a head at KOX. But, continued here tonight at Collision Course!! What could happen in 2011 for those 2?? What was, and what IS .. Carlos Shotgun's ONE FAVOR going to be?? Find out at Showdown! ...
Also, who will be Main Eventing "Xtreme Battle Zone" as your XWF World Champion? We don't got to wait much longer ....
"COLLISION COURSE" is sponsored by all kinds of shit, and is the home of the XWF's first official PPV of 2011 ... it has been months in the waiting, .. it was suggsted at "RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!".. But, here we are. We aren't on Pleasent Street anymore. It's time to go head-to-head.. the XWF World Title is on the line.
The XWF World Champion, Chris Falkenyork defends his title for the 1st time in a long time.. against the most unsuspecting opponent, Stephen Blood.. who won his right at a title shot by winning back at KOX. Now, who will win, and go on to headline XBZ??
FIND OUT NOW.
XWF Main Event-
LIVE! From Chicago, Illinois in front of 88,888 strong at Collision Course. Who will survive???
Falkenyork comes out,. calls out Blood.
After a few seconds of the the crowd soaking him up.
Finally Blood comes on the titan tron, and says why should he come out?
Falkenyork basically calls him a pussy. Blood claims he won King of Xtreme fair, and square and got to PICK the ppv of his choosing. ... it says so in the contract... Shawn Taylor tried to force this match on me at Collision course... Shawn taylor gets on the tron, and says.. it's true.. XWF made a mistake... Stephen Blood doesn't have to use exercise his clause until he sees fit. and that will be named for a ppv in the future. Falkenyork is furious and says.. "then walk out here, and stop being a coward. I'm tired of people popping up on my screen, jack!" ... turns out, Shawn Taylor simply says, "no." .. "no?" .".yeah, no. i'm calling the shots." .. this match will happen-- when STEPHEN BLOOD wants it to happen- --
just then Stephen Blood attacks Chris Falkenyork out of nowhere... Blood pummels him a bit in the corner, then Falkenyork rakes his eyes, he kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for a beautiful Russian Leg sweep!
The crowd is riled up now!! He then sets Blood up for, and turns him over for the Version 7.
The crowd is eating it up!!! As Falkenyork forces Blood to scream out in pain. Finally officials rush out to break up the scene. Dark Stranger, Arch Angel, Jon Hampton, Shiru Vanchiez, .. referees.. they all spill out, and try to contain the madness that is COLLISION COURSE!! We'll see you at Xtreme Battle Zone, goodnight everybody!
Tune in to Showdown! the first weekly installment of 2011 .. LIVE! on HBO January 23rd, 2011 ...
