Down with da GGF
In the spring of 2000, my good friend King obtained priceless information from Destrie, a.k.a. GGF (greasy greasy face), about one of her countless escapades with New Orleans athletes...
Destrie: hello
King: yeah that's right
King: why are u home?
Destrie: i took the night off
King: yeah that's right (always whispered)
Destrie: i still havent found where roger salkeld is playing
King: maybe he retired? retirement is imminent
Destrie: i dont knwo
King: aw moon
Destrie: i lost someone else too
King: anti?
Destrie: yeah but that was my own doing
King: no sense in holding on to something that's farther away than the moon eh?
Destrie: well i could have at least made it last until he left but i always screw something up
King: explain if you like me to hear
Destrie: my parents were away for the weekend
King: then why are you at home on the computer?
Destrie: last weekend they were away when i was on bourbon with the hockey team
King: oh, they're home now?
Destrie: yeah so i had a hurricane and hung out with hockey players....im never drinking again
King: why not?
Destrie: imagine this... a hockey team, a hurricane, and me. what do you think?
King: ?
Destrie: guess what happened
King: you passed out?
Destrie: i wish it would have been that easy
King: you did a striptease for them?
Destrie: just one
King: i am not a good guesser b/c i don't knWo what you're capable of
Destrie: this is extremely personal ok no one knows about any of this except maybe the hockey team but i havent told anyone
King: well you don't have to tell me if you don't want to, but riccy or anyone else won't hear if you want me to be your "silent partner"
Destrie: one of the guys came home with me and it wasnt antti
King: came home?
Destrie: yeah at 5 in the morning
King: shit, even i am usually gone by then
Destrie: well at 530 we were just getting started
King: i love it
Destrie: why?
King: why not? i see nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling a biological need
Destrie: because it was a one time thing and even though my brain was a bit clouded i knew that and i still did it and i feel like a slut or something
King: unless you've done more guys than years you are on this earth, then you are not a slut
Destrie: well im sure he told everyone on the team so now im sure they consider me a puck bunny (hockey groupie) and i was dating another guy on the team
King: you still like athletes?
Destrie: i dont think so
King: welcome to the real world.
Destrie: his eyes were his best feature, cause the other thing wasnt much
King: why u telling me that? do i go telling you how tight or moist some of the girls i was with were?
Destrie: i dont know i was just thinking about it. the whole ordeal will not get out of my head
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