Vance DeGeneres
One of the most popular correspondents on ComedyCentral's The Daily Show, Vance Degeneres is revolutionizing comedy as we all know it. So what if his sister is the most well-known lesbian in the world? Vance is da man wit da plan, mofo!
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The Shermanator
Sure to be one of the great actors of our time, please welcome to your world Chris Owen, a.k.a. the Shermanator. Yeah, that's right. This brilliant actor has done everything from playing that goofy nerd in "American Pie" to playing that goofy nerd in "Angus". Look out Hollywood, Sherman's on the rise!
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Fruity Nutcake
Straight outta the city of Compton, here comes Fruity Nutcake, the rapping granny. Equipped with phat beats and swivelling hips, Fruity Nutcake will blow your mind, among other things.
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Chris Gaines
What kind of world do we live in? Garth Brooks gets the great idea that he's going to create some ridiculous alter-ego (a la David Bowie) and change is musical stylings AND HE STILL can sell records? WHAT?
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HELLO LADIES!
Val "AAAAH" Venis was once a headline adult film star. Never satisfied with simply making sweet love to foxy bitches, Val stepped into the world of professional wrestling to prove his manhood. A porn star AND professional wrestler? This is a TRUE renaissance man!
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Josiah "Jesse" Camp
"I's juss joshin' ya! I luva da rocka roll!" These are the lovely words of Jesse Camp, the 1st winner of MTV's Wanna Be a VJ contest in 1998. The network obviously didn't see the brilliance in Jesse's electro-shock therapy hairstyle and homeless crackhead delivery. Now trapped in dungeons deep below MTV headquarters, Jesse might not be dead, but his career sure is!
Note to Parents:
Look what happens when you name your fucking kid Josiah!
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Margaret the Devil
Proof that you really do have to be deranged and self-absorbed to end up on MTV's the Real World, this young lady changed her name from the homely Margaret to Kaia. Margaret is truly the devil in a not-so-great disguise.
Hero 31's Underground Lair
