I wanna be just like Barbie, the bitch has everything.
I wanna be just like Barbie, the bitch has everything.
Aunti Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy
We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
My karma ranover your dogma.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Friends don't let friends do ugly chicks.
Welcome to Texas, now go home.
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
Drink until he's cute.
My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
I is a college student.
Beer isn't just for breakfast anymore.
Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
Nobody's ugly after 2am.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
Save California; when you leave, take someone with you.
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
If it's too loud, you're too old!!!
The worst day fishing is better than the best day of working.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
So many pedestrians, so little time.