Star Wars Humor

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You Might Be A Jedi Redneck If...

• You think duct tape is like the FORCE, it has a light side, dark side, and binds the universe together.
• You find no gramatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
• You think a peaceful meditation is one without gas.
• You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE.
• Your master ever said, "My finger will you pull...hmm?"
• You have ever used the FORCE to get yourself another beer just so you don't have to wait for a commercial
• Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot son c'mon over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"
• The Rancor refused to eat you... twice.
• You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married.
• You don't think the Ewoks are primitave.

Signs you obsses about Star Wars:

• You've traveled to the north and south poles in search of Wompas.
• You have ever tried to use the FORCE to levitate objects or influence someone's mind.
• You joined a cult dedicated to the ultimate destruction of Trekkies.
• You refer to the English language as "Basic".
• You can spell difficult Star Wars related words such as Calrissian, J't'p'tan, and Twi'lek whereas you can't spell Basic words such as eazy or whutevar.
• You can fly a TIE fighter with your eyes closed.
• Whenever someone says they don't like Star Wars, you punch them in the jaw.
• Strange, eerie voices in your head tell you to use the FORCE.
• Since the trilogy came out, you haven't seen the light of day.
• You end every conversation and E-mail with "May the FORCE be with you!"