(Alanna & Nate fall down lauphing their heads off, when they hear something..... HUMPH! HUMPH! they hear)Nate what was that? What? Oh shut it! Girls have better hearing then your kind!! (HUMPH! HUMPH! HUMPH!)Hey i heard it too. Nate it sounds like it's coming from over there. (Pointing towrd the Blue Bart Barn) Yea i think your right. Of corse i am. (they walk over only to hear HUMPH! HUMPH!) yea it's like right behind it. For once Nate i think you might be on to something.
(As they walk over behind the Blue Bart Barn they se it, a little llama) AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! it's so cute! Alanna it's a llama. Oh shutup Nate it's cute! Hey something is wrong with it. Alanna there is nothing wrong with it, you gots problems! HUMPH! HUMPH! HUMPH! Ok maybe there is. (the lound speaker sounds. ATTEION! there has been a llama break out, the farm will now be closeing until we find the llama. Please exit to your left, Thank you.)
Good i'll go get some one to help us. HUMPH! HUMPH!HUMPH! HUMPH! HUMPH! What? What is it little llama? (Then they over hear too men talking) Yea this llama has briken out for the last time. Dah yea um um yea! Shut up Moe your an idoit! Once we find him this time.... (their voices trail off) That's what's wrong with him, he's afriad. Nate we can't let them get this poor llama.
Well Alanna what are we gonna do? Snak him into your jeep and set him free somewhere? (alanna is still)NO! your kidding! ALANNA WHAT THE F*CK is with you?!?! Well if your not gonna help me i guess i'll do it my self! Alanna you seirous aren't you? Very. Oh my god i can't belive this, your crazy! If we get Cought we will be put away! Oh nate it's not like you were never in jail b4. So? So then come on Nate! I can't belive i'm doing this! Shit it, or they will hear us. Now go look around the side and see how much time we have. (the llama does a humph in a small statifsaed voice not to be herd) Ok this is it now, there is no one there but once we get to the Red Reed Reck we will probblty be spotted. Now there is a chance that we won't but, once we get to your jeep we WILL be spotted Alanna this is where all your spening tickets come in handy, ok? Got it! Good.
(they walk over to the Red Reed Reck and luck was with them for they wern't spotted till her jeep) HEY YOU ! GET BACK OVER HERE!!! Hurry up alanna get the jeep started i'll finsh w/ the llama! OK! Come ON llama, you have to do this or god knows what will happen to you! AHHH! Nate are you ok? Yea i'm fine, the llama decided to just go right in. HA HA! come on ! VRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! (and they are out of the farm going about 92 MPH.) Oh my god i can't belive that we did this! Alanna it's not over yet they could be following us. I don't see no one back there. Yea lets just hope that they don't have any road blocks!! So anywho where are we gonna set this little guy free? Nate! Duhhhhh!!! In E. Forest!! You Moron! Sometimes i just don't know about you.
(they arive at E. Forest and get the llama out of the jeep) Well this is it little llama i will be back to visit like everyso um well i don't know if i'll ever be back. Humph, Humph (in a sad voice the llama says) (then.....) HUMPH HUMPH!!!! What's wrong now Alanna? I don't know. HUUUMMMPPPHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (CRASH BOOM BAN BRRRRRING VRRRRRRR RRRRRRROOOAAARRR! *^%$!#&()#$%$@^&($#^%#%#^#^^%%!!*))%^%^$@!@@%(**)%$@$@! ) wHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?! (the llama goes running towrd the, what looks like a big condom shaped space ship) HULT WHO IS WITH YOU LEME!!!! Humph humph (the llama says in return) (the door opens a a big llama steps out) HOLY SHIT!!!! Nate what the .... It's ok Nate and Alanna we will do no harm to you, for you have saved Leme. Leme? Yes, Leme, the llama. I am Mr. Lesbian LLama. We thank you for saveing his life. Last time we were here we had left him behind, it was a great loss for us. By looking at your past there is no other way to thank you but to iduct you into the Lesbian LLamas Headcourters. so, what do you say? There are two openings here, Prez And Vice Prez, I know it's weird that we don't have them but, see we ahd just got done frome somewhere else and they were cought by some of your kind and were distroyed. (Alanna speaks up) I'm very sorry about that sir. I'ts ok.
So you mean that we gots to go with you and Alanna will be your Prez and i will Be VP? If that's how you wnat to work it out? (Alanna & Nate turn to each outher) Alanna this is nuts! Yea well i'm doing it!! WHAT?!?!?! YUP sure am, think about it we are nothing here, i got to do this, for me. May i intrude in here? OK. Well you only have to leave here for a little wile then you may return to your normale life of-course telling no one, and when we need you we will call upon you. There Nate come on now! You Can't pass this up. Well um,um, i guess? YESSSSSSSS thank you Nate i won't ever forget this! I won't either! YEAAAAAAAAAA ALL HIAL THE "P" & "VP" OF "LL" !!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Woe there! where did all these llamas come from? Inside the condship, our craft here. k. Well if come this way we can get started on this trail. HEY MR. LLAMA DUDE!!! what about my jeep? That can come too we have plenty of room comealong now..........
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