Dear One Eye,

Hi, I am a student at UC Berkeley and some dude in a Green Lantern shirt told me to visit your web page and write you a comment--here goes.  First of all, I think your roommates stink--all of them, especially that big Stacy girl.  Second of all, I think you need to actually put the Grimwah/Hatemonger online.  I come to this site every hour on the hour (often skipping my class on Tupac shakur's lyrics) and cry myself to sleep in my little bed with koala bear blankets (they match the koala bear posters I have and all my koala stuff animals.  Did you know koala bears are an endangered species?  They are so cute.  Just like the guy in the Green Lantern shirt.  I want to run up to him and be like "PUT IT IN ME.")  The reason I cry myself to sleep (which I didn't state in the sentence above making fun of Eddie) is because the Atemonge isn't online.  Nor the Grimwah!

 

Fare thee well,

Parker