Bio - Episode 2: Staircase to Hell
(Cut Version)
By: McCracken
Road Rovers, MIB and anything that invole them
are property of Warner Bros.
The Galaxy Rovers, Regulators and the crew of the
Space Rover 2, and the Lone Dog Team are property of Kristen Coughlan. Strayers
are property of Steven Today. Huntress, Duke, and Canis are property of
Greywolf Lupous. L33T Team, Bobcat Strayers and Phantom Canine are property of
McCracken. Dylan is property of Dylan R. Everyone I haven't mentioned belong to
other ppl that I didn't mention.
Setting: RRHQ Briefing room.
The Bobcat Strayers, L33t Team, Phantom Canine, Regulators, regular Road
Rovers, and Lone Dog Team are being briefed by the Master. Behind the Master
is a large map of Oslo, Norway and everything within a 50 mile radius.
Master (Serious)
Thanks to Tasha's research, we now know the general location of XL766. However,
we cannot pinpoint him yet. All of the teams assembled here are the check this
entire area until you can find XL766.
Rovers (Blunt)
Yes sir.
Master (Serious)
And I hate to do this, but due to the recent events and a new enlightenment of
XL766, if he resists or attempts to attack anyone, you have the green light to
shoot-to-kill.
Amber (Upset)
You can't be serious!
Master (Serious)
I'm sorry Amber, but your boyfriend has now become a danger to the entire
planet, like he was in the beginning.
Blitz (German Accent, Sarcastic)
I knew we shouldn't have trusted him from the start.
Amber looks at Blitz with absolute hate. Coyota puts her hand on Amber's shoulder.
Coyota (Reassuring)
Don't worry Amber, no one here would ever shoot XL766.
Amber calms down and puts her hand on her stomach.
Amber (Unsure)
I guess you're right.
Master (Serious)
Alec, you're now in charge of the L33t Team.
Alec (Happy)
Sweet.
Napoleon, Sheila, and Yamotto look worried.
Master (Serious)
Ok, all of you may move out now. Bobcats, I'd like to have a quick word with you
before you leave.
All of the other Teams leave except the Bobcat Strayers.
Amber (Confused)
What is it Master?
Master (Stern)
Amber, I want you to sit this mission out. Coyota will take charge of the
Bobcats.
Amber (Upset)
Why?
Master (Blunt)
I'm sorry, but I know you still have very strong feelings for XL766, even if it
might not be mutual. But I can't allow that to jeopardize everyone else.
Coyota (Defensive)
But Amber might be the only one that can control XL766.
Master (Stern)
No buts about it. Amber, you need to stay here. Bobcat's, you're dismissed.
The Master turns and leaves. The Bobcats (minus Amber) turn and leave. Amber sighs and leaves as well.
Setting: XL766's & Amber's Quarters
Someone has crossed out 'XL766’. Amber sees this and wipes off the pen mark.
She walks in.
Setting: Inside XL766's & Amber's Quarters.
Amber walk to the bed and sits down. She looks over at a picture of her and
XL766 hugging. Both of them are smiling widely in the picture. Amber picks up
the picture and looks down at it. A tear falls down from her cheek and lands on
the picture.
Amber (Mad, Crying)
Things will never be the same again.
Amber walks over to the trashcan with the picture and is about to throw it in, but sees a pregnancy tester that's blue. Amber sets the picture down and sits down. She begins to cry.
Amber (Crying)
Why Xie, why did you have to do this now?
Setting: Two miles outside of Oslo, Norway.
XL766 walks towards a large snowdrift and knocks the snow off, revealing a
metal door. XL766 opens it up and closes it behind him.
Setting: Inside the bunker.
There's a long staircase going downstairs. It's very dark.
XL766 (Sarcastic)
Oh boy, the staircase to hell. Ok, I don't have a lot of time before the DAH
comes.
XL766 runs down the steps.
Setting: Outside of the bunker.
Five DAH helicopters land near the bunker. Each helicopter has twenty
Cano-Sapien soldiers. They quickly surround the bunker and set up a perimeter
around it. A Rottweiler walks out of one of the helicopters. On his shirt is a
nametag that says Maxwell.
Maxwell (Stern, Army Like)
Do we have the place surrounded?
German Shepard (Army Like)
Sir, yes sir, but it appears like someone has just moved in, sir.
Maxwell (Blunt, Army Like)
Shit. Well, move in an expendable squad for an S and D mission, Fetch wants
this place to ourselves.
German Shepard (Confused, Army Like)
Sir, why do we have to have this place to ourselves, sir?
Maxwell (Annoyed, Army Like)
When you go up in seniority, then I might tell you. In the mean time, I think I
just gave you some orders.
German Shepard (Army Like)
Sir, yes sir!
The German Shepard walks towards a squad of four Cano-Sapiens near the drift, a Dalmatian (Pete), a Golden Retriever (Toby), a Pharaoh Hound (Harish), and a Doberman (Rex).
German Shepard (Army Like)
Omega Squad, there's an unidentified being in there. You are to do an S and D
mission for the being.
Pete (Confused, Army Like)
Sir, can't we just move in with everyone else and have more dogs looking for
it, sir?
German Shepard (Mad, Army Like)
What is your major malfunction soldier? You have your orders, now get your
tails in there!
Pete, Toby, Harish, and Rex (Blunt, Army Like)
Sir, yes sir!
They move in. The German Shepard signals a few other soldiers to close the doors behind them.
Setting: Inside the bunker, archives.
XL766 is looking around.
XL766 (Blunt)
Well, I'd better do the easy stuff first. Getting rid of these files should be
no prob.
XL766 knocks all of the file cabinets into a pile. On a table is a pack of cigarettes and a box of matches. XL766 picks them up.
XL766 pulls out a cigarette and lights it. He smokes it for a bit and then throws the cigarette into the files, lighting them on fire. XL766 puts the rest of the cigarettes and matches into his pocket.
XL766 (Sarcastic)
I always wondered what smoking was like.
Setting: Sky over Oslo, Norway.
The Sky Rover and Sonic Rover are flying around. In the Sky Rover are the L33t
Team, Bobcat Strayers, and Phantom Canine. In the Sonic Rover are the
Regulators, Lone Dog Team, and Road Rovers.
Setting: Inside the Sonic Rover.
Hunter is flying and Rebel is sitting next to him. Everyone else is in the
back.
Rebel (Surprised)
What's the DAH doing here?
Hunter (Confused)
Huh?
Rebel points over to the DAH helicopters.
Hunter (Surprised)
Crap!
Hunter picks up the radio.
Hunter (Blunt, Over Radio)
This is Sonic Rover to Sky Rover, do you hear me, over?
Winston (Blunt, Voice Only)
This is Winston, we hear you loud and clear.
Hunter (Blunt, Over Radio)
Well get out of view, there's a few DAH helicopters up ahead.
Winston (Concerned, Voice Only)
You don't think XL766 defected do you?
Hunter (Annoyed, Over Radio)
I don't know, but right now, follow me and land next to me.
The Sonic Rover goes to the right and the Sky Rover follows.
Setting: Inside the bunker, hallway.
The Omega Squad are making their way down the hall. All of them have M16/GL
with flashlights attached.
Rex (German Accent, Sarcastic)
Nothin' like a good Seek and Destroy mission, huh?
Pete (Serious)
Look, I don't want to be down here alone either, but we don't have a choice.
Harish (Egyptian Accent, Annoyed)
It wouldn't be so bad if there were some lights on.
Toby (Blunt)
Heck yeah, I'm for that! Pete, why don't we go look for the light switch before
we go after whoever is down here.
Pete (Agreeing)
Sounds like a good idea.
Setting: RRHQ, Vehicle Bay.
Amber sneaks in and gets on a Cycleborg.
Amber (Thinking to herself)
I'm not about to give up on XL766.
Amber drives off.
Setting: Outside of the bunker, behind a snowdrift.
Chase is looking out at the DAH soldiers. He slides down the snowdrift where
everyone else is.
Alec (Curious)
Well?
Chase (Blunt)
Well, there's really not much to say. Whatever they're doing out here, they
seem pretty serious about it.
Drifter (Concerned)
And XL766?
Chase (Blunt)
Dunno. I didn't see him out there, but that doesn't mean that he's not in there
working with them.
Yamotto (Japanese Accent, Stern)
Or if he's already in there and doesn't know that he's surrounded.
Winston (Annoyed)
Give it up Yamotto, XL766 is the bad guy here. There's nothing you can say to
change it.
Yamotto (Mad)
Is that anyway to talk about someone who has saved your life numerous times?
Winston (Annoyed)
That was then and this is now. I say, once he comes out of that bunker, we let
him have it and get the heck out of here before his new friends can come after
us.
Yamotto opens his mouth to speak, but Ginger puts her hand on Yamotto's shoulder.
Ginger (Middle Eastern Accent, Quiet)
Please Yamotto, this isn't helping.
Yamotto closes his mouth and puts his hand on hers.
Yamotto (Quiet)
Thank you.
Coyota (Blunt)
Well Winston, seeing how I'm in charge of the Bobcats and not you, I think it's
my call to make. And I'm going to agree with Yamotto, DAH isn't XL766's style.
Winston (Annoyed)
Well then, what are we going to do?
Hunter (Serious)
We're going to wait it out. If XL766 is really against us, we'll find out.
However, if he's with us, then some DAH soldiers are going to get their tails
blown off this planet.
Setting: Inside the bunker, power room.
The Omega Squad are in here. Harish is working on the power generator, Toby is
looking over him, and Pete and Rex are watching the door.
Pete (Blunt)
How much longer Harish?
Harish (Annoyed)
I told you, it would take awhile. It looks like the only way to get the power
back on is to turn everything off and turn it back on.
Toby (Sarcastic)
Yeah, and then the raptors get free and kill everyone. I've seen that movie
before Harish.
Rex (Laughing)
In that case, Harish is going to die.
Harish throws a bolt, hitting Rex in the back of the head.
Harish (Mad)
Shut up dude.
Pete (Serious)
Alright guys, play time is over. Harish, hurry up, I've got a bad feeling about
this place.
Toby (Sarcastic)
Hey, I've seen that movie too.
Pete (Sarcastic)
And you're about to see Episode 2: Clone This!
Pete gives Toby the "Suck It" sign. All four of them start
laughing.
Suddenly, the lights come on.
Harish (Happy)
I'm invincible!
Toby (Sarcastic)
I've seen that one, but Goldfinger was better.
Setting: Inside bunker, hallway.
XL766 is walking down it when all of the lights come on.
XL766 (Surprised)
What the...?
Setting: Outside the bunker.
Same has before. Two floodlights attached to the bunker snap on.
Maxwell (Impressed)
Well I'll be damn, Omega Squad did a good job. Move in four more squads.
German Shepard (Army Like)
Sir, yes sir!
Setting: Outside of bunker, behind a snowdrift.
Same has before.
Winston (Blunt)
There, XL766 just turned on the lights and now they're moving in.
Lily (Laughing)
XL766 make something work? The only way he tries to make anything to work is by
hitting it and cursing at it.
Hunter (Blunt)
Lily does have a point, XL766 isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
Setting: Inside bunker.
XL766 is in a room, hiding on the left side of a doorway. There's a sudden
clicking sound like claws walking on steel. XL766 pulls out his Desert Eagle
and holds it up against him. A shadow can be seen on the wall across the hall.
The shadow doesn't take a definite shape. There's a loud "sniffing"
sound from the hall. The shadow perks up and takes another "sniff".
It then runs away. XL766 gives a smug smile.
Setting: Inside bunker, hallway.
The Omega Squad is making their way to the back of the bunker.
Toby (Happy)
You know, it doesn't look as scary when all of the lights are on.
Pete (Agreeing)
Yeah, it looks sort of cozy.
There's a clicking sound ahead of them. They all stop and pull out their M16's.
Pete (Tough)
You there, come out now! We'll fire.
The clicking sound gets louder and closer.
Pete (Tough)
That's it, kill it.
Pete, Harish, Toby, and Rex open fire down the hall. Everything speeds up.
They quickly run out of ammo and reload. When they stop to reload, a strange
creature lunges forward from the shadows and tackles Rex. Before any of them
can react, it kills Rex. Toby points his gun at it and opens fire. Everything
goes to normal. Now we can see the creature. It vaguely resembles a
Wolf-Sapien. It has gray colored fur, and has a wolf like muzzle. The
similarity ends there. It is heavily scared around its face. It has about
twenty claws per hand. It has massive calf muscles. Its eyes are red. This
creature will be referred to has Shadow Wolves.
Harish (Disgusted)
What the heck was that?
Toby vomits.
Pete (Scared)
I don't know, but it looks like it crawled out of there. Look what it did to
Rex.
Toby (Scared)
Let's get out of here. There might be more of those... those... those things.
Clicking sounds can be heard coming towards them from both sides.
Harish (Scared)
Oh on!
Pete (Blunt)
Ok, let's push our way back to the entrance. Let's move dogs!
Pete, Toby, and Harish (in that order) run towards the entrance. Harish
constantly turns around and fires a volley of shots down the hall. Out of the
shadows, a Shadow Wolf pounces Harish. Another one pounces on him has well. One
Shadow Wolf grabs Harish's right arm and the other grabs his left.
They begin to tug on him, trying to get the other to let go.
Toby (Mad)
Like hell you're going to kill Harish!
Toby fires a grenade into on of the Shadow Wolves but it still lives. Pete unloads a clip into the other Shadow Wolf, causing it to let go. Harish grabs his gun and shoots the Shadow Wolf that's still holding on to him. The Shadow Wolf let's go of Harish. Pete, Toby, and Harish start to run again. A Shadow Wolf drops from the ceiling and lands on Toby. Pete and Harish shoot at it, but it has no affect. The Shadow Wolf bites Toby's neck. Toby dies instantly. Harish runs towards the Shadow Wolf, but Pete stops him.
Pete (Blunt)
There's nothing you can do for him now. Let's just get out of here!
Harish sighs and runs with Pete. Up ahead, four Shadow Wolves jump in their
way. Harish fires a grenade, but it falls short of doing any damage. The Shadow
Wolves rush forward, and pounce on Harish. They have Harish totally surrounded.
Soon, Harish's yell can be heard, but it soon ends. Pete runs into a nearby
room and closes the door behind him. He sits next to it and pants heavily.
There's a "growling" sound and Pete looks next to him and comes face
to face with a Shadow Wolf. Pete reaches for his gun, but the
Shadow Wolf raises his paw and swings at Pete.
Setting: Outside the bunker.
Same has before.
German Shepard (Blunt, Army Like)
Sir, the squads inside have reported gunshots and Omega Squad hasn't reported
in.
Maxwell (Mad)
Great, that's just great.
German Shepard (Unsure, Army Like)
Sir, your orders sir?
Maxwell (Annoyed)
What's the status of the other squads?
German Shepard (Blunt, Army Like)
Sir, we still have contact with them sir.
Maxwell (Blunt)
Ok good. Let's move in.
German Shepard (Surprised, Army Like)
Sir, you're going to move in too sir?
Maxwell (Annoyed)
I'm in charge of this operation, and I'm going to make sure it works.
German Shepard (Blunt, Army Like)
Sir, yes sir.
Setting: Outside of bunker, behind a snowdrift.
Same has before.
Chase (Confused)
Why are they all moving in?
Newman (Confused)
I don't know, they seem pretty ticked off about something.
Rebel (Happy)
Well, that proves XL766 is still a good guy, well to a certain extent at least.
Winston (Confused, Annoyed)
How?
Rebel (Sarcastic)
Only XL766 can piss off anyone enough to send in a whole army after him.
Alec (Serious)
Right, but he could be in trouble. Here's the plan, L33t team and Regulators
will move in first once the DAH are in. After ten minutes, the Road Rovers and
Bobcat Strayers will follow. Lone Dog Team and Phantom Canine, you stay out
here and be on the look out for more DAH helicopters.
Everyone looks shocked at Alec.
Coyota (Shocked)
Alec actually thought of a plan, a good on at that.
Alec (Blunt)
Well, I'm in charge of L33t team now, I have to be a little bit more mature
during a mission.
Hunter (Blunt)
Alright, you heard the dog. Let's hit the road Rovers!
Setting: Inside the bunker, hallway.
XL766 is walking down it, with his Desert Eagle in paw.
XL766 (Thinking to himself, Mad)
Great! Not only is the way to Hölle Cauldron been open, but some of the Uber
Soldats are awake. That's going to make everything real fun.
A Shadow Wolf leaps out of a shadow in front of XL766. The Shadow Wolf looks at XL766 for a second and backs up in fear. XL766 points his Desert Eagle at the Shadow Wolf's face.
XL766 (Smug)
You know who I am don't ya. And you're thinking, "Oh crap, I picked the
wrong
Cano-Sapien to mess with!”
XL766 pulls the trigger. The Shadow Wolf falls down dead. XL766 continues to walks down the hall.
Setting: Inside bunker, entrance.
The DAH is firing down every hallway. Maxwell and the German Shepard are in the
back of the DAH.
Maxwell (Mad)
What the heck is going on?
German Shepard (Honest, Army Like)
Sir, I don't really know sir.
A Shadow Wolf jumps out from the shadows and in front of Maxwell. Maxwell grabs it by the neck and looks it dead in the eye.
Maxwell (Mad)
Son, I've been through so much fist-to-fist training, you couldn't ever dream
of laying a paw on me.
Maxwell snaps its neck.
German Shepard (Impressed, Army Like)
Sir, good job sir.
Maxwell (Proud)
Thank you solider. Now get our dogs moving, if that's what we're dealing with,
then there's no reason we should be held back this far.
German Shepard (Blunt, Army Like)
Sir, yes sir.
Setting: Outside the bunker.
The L33t team, Regulators, Lone Dog Team, Phantom Canine, Road Rovers, and
Bobcat Strayers are all outside of it. The L33t team and Regulators are getting
ready to move in.
Xander (Sarcastic)
Tell me we're not going to move in when there's all of that gunfire going off.
Alec (Serious)
Once the guns stop, we go in.
The gunfire ceases.
Voice (Male, Stern)
Ok, let's move! Hurry your tails soldiers!
Drifter (Unsure)
We move?
Alec (Blunt)
We move.
End of Episode 2